Never mind those “rent-to-own” that will let you pay through the nose as long as you have a pulse/minimum wage job.

I would say something witty, but you all beeched me to it. 

hmm, it sound like this film:

Yes, but the alarm contains Lucas components, so it tends to be “unreliable”

In today’s rushed world, you need to stop every once in a while to smell the Daffodils.

That is a DAFt idea, but I like it. 

Pure CP.  The lack of Camry Dents, just kills it for me .

you forgot Vince Foster was going to blow the whistle on the whole thing. 

In other news, the Cleveland Browns have expressed interest in joining the league. 

all I can say is:

Or at least encode it, 5343543 43543 6577 54654 56.

A Møøse once bit my sister

Noun, Verb, 9/11.  Rudy, is that you?

don’t give him any ideas.

yes or bluetooth, but I have always wondered how many don’t bother actually pairing their phone, let alone getting it working the voice commands either through their car or the phone.

The other ones I notice drive the speed limit or a bit below, but speed to run a yellow/red light.

I can’t knock that one. 

In fox land it would “Eye-talian”

Yes, but every time he uses twitter as distraction he his tweets have to become more unhinged than the last time. It like we build us a tolerance to the tweeting, as part of an immune response.

Agreed, now if we could only get the Gas Stations to stop blaring the TVs at the pumps. It is an absolute annoyance.