Bobby B wants his money, on time and in full. Otherwise, he will break our legs.

Hold on

I probably have socks older than him.

or six year old me, playing with the power window switch in my mother’s Ambassador in the car wash. I managed to get 1/4 of the window opened before my mother realized.

Don’t forget kinder eggs.

Places like Cay-ro(Cairo) and Ver-sails(Versailles), perhaps.

Truck lost its’ shit on the highway.

Huh... honestly not quite as bad as I thought it would be.

They were using their mobile device in the chipotle bathroom. They couldn’t get to cp selection

I remember that time. “This program posts news to thousands of machines throughout the entire civilized world. Your message will cost the net hundreds if not thousands of dollars to send everywhere. Please be sure you know what you are doing. Are you absolutely sure that you want to do this? [y / n]”

Hopefully none of the riders had a besoin naturel in the house.

+1 étoile pour Tintin

It was a Friendlys mistake, nothing to yelp about.

You should have sprung for the gift packaging, remember that next time.

//throws self out window

The key point the renunication statement is not legally binding outside the US.

They had a whole galaxie to explore.

-1 the Marching Band