Notice nobody is directly behind him.

Maybe use the evening to showcase good teams. Guess if you are bad team, you won’t get the prime exposure, except when playing a good team. It might give you an incentive to get better.

Computer animation of this scheme

Surprised this didn’t appear during the tirade

So a couple of questions:

The funniest thing, before the NFL season starts, I usually see him as pitchman during W+S Commericals during the W+S Open in Cincinnati during July.

aaka, the alternative car jack.

“I hate every Ape I see, from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z” — Troy McClure

There are ways of accelerating the oxidation process, you just need to use a mild acid, very mild.

“Do we really need to blow the whole thing up?” -JPP

I had the same thought

Is Eli sad now?

The people responsible for this, have been sacked.

Yup. I bought a nice new Taurus last year. It looks different enough. I like that it has enough trunk space. The interior isn’t too bad either. Drives well and I like the handling.

Maybe because he is Irish?

At least they can sign, seal, deliver the deal unlike the Browns.

Please do provide video of this endeavor, preferably edited with Benny Hill music.

The real Goofus and Gallant weren’t that dark.

or the inevitable, you liked this, perhaps you might like this as well.

. . . and also since the Brake failure example uses an Alero as the example.