I would run down to the nearest train tracks and see if I could find a CSX heavy-duty pickup with retractable rails. It might be a longshot, but when the roads are clogged with traffic and looters, that’s the last place I want to be stuck. I could drive on the rail OR along the railbeds on the gravel. Or the roads.

The way of thinking of US people baffles me every day. You guys are very emotional, and not very rational. I guess that plays into the many mass shootings you have and why you STILL don’t have gun laws and why you focus so much on blaming everything else but the actual cause of it.

100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats and 10 KM run is all you need. Every day.

And the award for longest non sequitur rant goes to this dude!

American soldier here, and I’m sorry to say, but protests don’t come when they are convenient for the disaffected. They are spectacles intended to grab the attention of those not paying attention. And kneeling during the anthem?...come on. It’s a racist song designed to play on the self-serving, blind allegiances of…

I'm all for spelling, punctuation, and effective sentence structure.

The fact that Steve Ballmer isn’t consistently soaking-wet is incredible.

Not in Europe 😊

“within 3 years”

I mean we can talk about unreliability all we want, but this one managed to hold together long enough to put 140K miles under its wheels.

You’ll probably have to spend money to keep it on the road, but a running off roader for $2900 is NP all day long. 

One of the most annoying things about Sanders coverage was the running line that he didn’t know what he was doing, he just had fantastic reactions or some such nonsense.

It’s a rare talent that can turn writing into a contact sport.

Very cool idea. But next time use a goddamned tripod.  

Parade starts in Montreal, ends in Tampa. Half of Quebec makes that trip in November anyway.

“Get a Land Rover”

The quality of that video was bonkers good. Love watching high quality rebuilds.

I understand this was a situation where it was easy to get carried away, but you’ve got to realize during those times that you only need about half as much mayo in your beer

Is that Darth Maul on the gauge cluster?

Long-time Tampa Bay person here. I think I’ve made some of the arguments you’ve made in previous “What the Hell Rays” articles on Deadspin, and I just wanted to comment on this one: