When you finally figure out the first plant you’re gonna grow on Mars:

I’ve driven several. I know they’re nice cars. But I liked them smaller, I liked them when they were less about brand snobbery and more about just being quality, robust products.

Too big, too expensive, too geared toward fat old men who can’t drive the things. Porsche lost me after the 997. VW cashing in on the badge instead of keeping the brilliance of the brand alive.

Meanwhile, in the USA:

This clip is made even better by the fact that both teams have fucking fantastic uniforms. 

This is very obviously the work of someone who had to meet a deadline.

I made this...I don’t know where I thought this was going, but I wanted to share...

The way I see it is this. It’s just like Jeeps, people always say the last generation was the best, and some dig in their heels and stay at that generation. I understand the air cooled people not thinking anything water cooled is a “Real Porsche”, they won’t even like a 997 or 991. I remember 964s being junk cars that…

I’m surprised she told you about that.

There’s the case to just make college athletics professional instead of amateurism. That’s an extremely myopic case that destroys the purpose of athletics in education in tribute to the almighty dollar.

Tying everything to graduation confers even more power (vastly more) on the entrenched university power structure. Athletes should be paid for their being good and enjoyable athletes, not for appeasing academic administrators. I hate this idea very much.

My plan. Step 1 - any athlete who gets a scholarship is guaranteed a degree. No matter how long it takes him, no matter when. So if he goes pro after his freshman year, he can come back and reenroll for free until he gets his degree.  Colleges have an incentive to acutally get him to work toward his degree while he’s…

Lifetime scholarship. I’m serious. A player is putting their life on the line. How many walk away from college with some form of brain damage? If you play for the team you should be able to take classes for 40 years if you so desire. And it remains in effect even if you are eventually dropped from the roster. So long…

So there are many many layers to how shitty the Trump presidency. There’s the racism and misogyny and bigotry. There’s the damaging policies. There’s the straight up cruelty. There’s the incompetence. There’s the lies. There’s the constant attempts to undermine the institutions designed to stop the country from…

Serena is the GOAT, and thinking about how much her continuous success must anger racists and sexists brings me great joy

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

No one sings the blues quite like the white son of a white New York billionaire. We can all relate to the struggle.

Hopefully it turns out better than CarmeloWatch:

Boston Dynamics’ Atlas even gets tired of his co-workers’ shit.