Honestly I don’t care if it becomes a thing I just wanted to voice my displeasure with CoTD lately.

My vote for the people’s CoTD award.

I traded a refrigerator compressor for my first car, a 1963 Corvair. He got cold beer, I got hot trash.

It’d be more impressive to see a Model 3 roll off the assembly line on time.

Well if that movie is true at least we can outrun it in a limo.

And his trunk won’t be frozen shut either...dodged that bullet.

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

Its 2018 and we’re still doing this shit??

window blankets are good too

Bros before backhoes.

Airlines are remarkably inept with technology. Remember how long they used those plastic headphone/earbud contraptions that looked like stethoscopes that ran on a network of air tubes? Or the next generation that were finally electric but plugged into a double plug outlet that didn’t work with your own headphones? Not…

Have cell phones made it to South Carolina yet?

Oh, what fun!

“pussbopyurpyup”

This would be the best thing ever if every media outlet that doesn’t want to call them the Redskins started calling them the RedHawks instead.

Can Deadspin just start calling them the Washington Redhawks from now on?

Except it is.. it is entirely fucking free you idiot.

What the hell is that? I want it.

4wd for snowy mountain passes and lots of space in the back for presents and stuff. Treated with fluid film to keep the rust in check.
Red color for extra HP in the mountains.

This is not a new thought, but for a guy that never drinks, he sounds way too much like I did trying to make sense at 7am after a night of drugging my balls off.
The clogged nasal breathing, the dry mouth, the not-having-a-fucking-clue. All of it.