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I couldn’t get it to work. It asked me to enter my salary...then abruptly redirected me to chrysler.com.

I must have been way too distracted by the first Gulf War, C+C Music Factory, the debacle of the Buffalo Bills, and cramming to finish senior year in high school to pay attention to the Detroit Auto Show in that frigid January. It does look like a 1991 concept. I see some of the same design elements as the Dodge Neon

This is why I climb in a gym. I’ve already done enough stupid shit to my body throughout the years. Glad he’s ok though.

Make fun of him all you want, but I defy anyone reading this to find a single goddamn crumb on that mat.

Sliding into your DMs like ...

$2M worth of publicity for $20,000? I’d take that deal every time.

New York blows and the only people trying to tell us otherwise are the poor saps who have convinced themselves that the fact that they live there makes them better than everyone. Your trains suck, your people suck, your attitudes suck, and your pizza sucks!

Doesn’t seem like they had...

“just don’t reward the predatory parts of it that ask for additional money.”

That, or iconic orange.

Slow? Yes.

Sorry, wrong color;

Except it has too many doors.

You could have just titled this “Tyrese Gibson quits Fast and Furious franchise”

My go-to rebound scream was always “WHY AM I IN ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP?!”

Because it was a mid-90's Chrysler product.

No no. No jokes when someone might lose a leg. Go to the corner for a timeout

I found a local Jeep Comanche on CL this morning, too

Bíttolo actually only needed two stitches but the doctor didn’t want to embarrass him.