Jerry Cans in the perfect place to be ripped off by some low hanging branch in the jungle. Do they even have a winch?

Listening to Cowher and Neon Dipshit defend this is amazing. It’s now Flacco’s fault for not getting down sooner.

The thing is, for a very long time, the M3 was BMW’s halo car. For many, it still is. A halo car doesn’t have to be an ultra-expensive exotic supercar to be a halo car. It just has to be the most desirable car in the automaker’s range that exemplifies what the brand is best at, and for BMW, that’s the M3/M4.

Hell...little Gorilla Glue and some metal shavings and he’s good to go :)

JB Weld will be sufficient. I’ve seen numerous videos on The You Tubes.

The worst part is that we could largely come up with this list off the top of our head. This is just the highlights. We’ve forgotten or neglected all the low-flying festering intolerance and elitism and dumbfuckery, that all gets displaced by the next scandal du jour.

Very, very well said. However, sadly, you still forgot a couple of items

The Andes make the Alps look like small little foot hills first of all.

Less eyeballs plus less traffic. I’d also wager its cheaper to lease public roads there for hot lapping then anywhere in Europe.

Campaigned for President of the United States on one specific campaign promise: building a literal wall to keep brown people out of the country.

Sued by DOJ for refusing to rent to black people, ultimately settling the case (despite “never settling”), then sued and settles again for failing to live up to original settlement.

love those super skinny pizza cutters on those old 4x4

I like how every press photo they have the truck in the normal/lowered position on the air suspension. Nothing makes me think of off road capability more then no fenderwell gap or ground clearance.

Whenever I’m off-roading, I always think to myself, “man, I wish my seats were white.”

Agreed, what is the point of this new Disco? It looks nearly identical to the Range Rover. And if this is supposed to be the offroad version... weak fucking sauce. It looks ridiculous.

Attention fellow white people! Attention!: STFU, remove your red v. blue glasses, and fucking listen.

I question the commitment of those 4 hairs to form a comb over.

Meanwhile, across the street, the BMW folks are hopeful that they’ll be able to squeeze in a second car.

Get ‘em spayed and rotared.

It’s the Half-Life 3 of automotive engineering.