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So, what happens to football? What does a safer form of football look like? Is it those weird helmets with the padding on the outside? Is only form tackling allowed? Flag football? These are honest questions, because if feels like more and more people are willing to walk away from the game

Can’t wait for the Cummins fanboys to start with the decals mocking other electric car brands.

Dad - you’re embarrassing yourself and the rest of us.

I had never seen Overwatch until I was recently reunited with my son this summer. He’s a typical kid doing the same thing I would have done at his age so the fact that after 15 years he wanted to fill any second of free time with video games didn’t surprise me.

In other words, we’re looking for a clock that times his sleep phase?

Man... fuck flying. The conspiracy nut in me is convinced THEY’re trying to make it as absolutely inconvenient as possible so that people stop moving around so much, but I don’t care. They win. I’d rather drive for eight hours than deal with all the bullshit involved with flying. And that’s as someone with pretty much

“Our environmental study shows that there is an unacceptable level of money in the environment of our customer’s pockets.”

No, but you can easily attribute it to him being so self absorbed he’s practically an orange sponge dripping buffalo sauce.

Dude, using “days” as the chronological unit is too imprecise. Go with hours at least, if not minutes.

I discovered a working copy of Winamp recently when going through some old computer stuff! I played that clip and was instantly transported to those halcyon days of the late 90s, when the Internet was fresh and new and anything seemed possible.

The most delicious militia in America.

Wait, Dasani is more expensive than Smart water? That’s the real news!

The USTA is lowkey one of the most contemptible organizations in American sports. I absolutely believe every word of this. Where was the USTA when one of their stars got tackled and handcuffed by the NYPD? Where is the USTA when it comes to issues like outrageous court fees in the minority-dominated city that just so

For real. Yesterday someone on MSNBC was talking to a man from the national guard, they were broadcasting the call. The reporter asked if the national guard guy had any important messages to convey- his answer was, “DON’T SHOOT. If people are in stores taking food and supplies, they are in survival mode, and we’re

“BREAKING NEWS: Craft services ran out of everything bagels. Police have been notified. Oh, the humanity...”

Assholes gon’ asshole. It’s like they just can’t help themselves.

And it’s not like the store’s insurance is going to do anything but total the entire contents of the store rather than nickel and diming, looking for every can of tomato sauce and copy of In Style that can still be sold.

Is there a venti award for that fake chrome vent?

The unibody itself took all the damage in the rear and the AC condenser and radiator were pushed into the turbo. The damage to the engine was enough to total the car.

As a professional technician for 15 years, I can relate. Labor times nowadays suck. Also, no one wants to pay for time. There is a story to which happened to me that strengthens this: