Now that would be expecting too much

And a shitty writer/“reporter.”

Yep, this is the equivalent of ladies need to smile more. Also, people making a fuss over JLD’s expression are kind of a product of the internet/tech age....where we capture every moment and over-analyze it on social media and blogs. Who knows? Maybe she’s having a hard time mustering up any enthusiasm because her dad…

And guess why people don’t like Gawker Media. Here’s a post where something the poster didn’t know changes everything about the post. So what do you get? A line added at the end once the author realizes, oh, fucking whoops. Rather than what you should get: an apology for the entire existence of the post. A correction.…

Even if her dad had died, who the fuck cared. I guarantee you this amount of barely even clear expression wouldn’t have registered in anybody’s mind if it were a male celebrity, and the fact that you are paying this much attention to minute differences in facial expressions is ridiculous in itself.

Or it MUST be because she’s jealous of another woman. This is a new low for Jezebel.

Are you kidding me with this?

Yes, it’s okay to delete things. I know Jezebel needs Emmy stories, but this is just stressing for drama. It’s embarrassing. There’s no eyeroll. And I imagine the clap is there because no clap means, “Why aren’t you supporting fellow contemporaries?”

I get the little yarn Stassa was trying to spin but I hope she feels like an asshole.

I had been asking for Gaga in the halftime show for years, and they just gave me flavorless Bruno Mars.

Oh goody. It’s time for another episode of “Let’s take a one-second reaction from a person and extrapolate from that how she’s feeling.” Most likely it is b/c her father just died. But it could also be because she’s hungry. Or she’s trying not to sneeze. Or because you could take everyone’s look at one moment and…

I’m sorry, Stassa, but this article basically amounts to, “Smile, it can’t be that bad.”

Really? Gaga did a sound with R. KELLY.

By that rationale, Gaga doesn’t make sense either. She has been a strong advocate against sexual violence, especially with her work on the Hunting Ground. I have no idea why she’d agree to do the Super Bowl given the NFL’s terrible record on sexual assault and domestic violence, which is why Beyonce’s choice to do it…

I’m picturing the song now...

Would watch.

Too bad they didn’t ask Die Antwoord.

but will she be bluffing with her muffin???

i can’t imagine them asking rihanna. she’s not exactly family-friendly. even if they did, i can’t imagine her saying yes.

I knew after Adele turned it down they would ask Gaga. No offense to her, but I feel a little meh. 3 or 4 years ago I would have understood the decision to ask her as she was in her prime, but honestly I feel like asking her now is because there is virtually no one else. (Although they could have asked Rihanna, but…