Wow, that’s a great playlist. And I hear you can get the whole thing on iTunes for only 70% of what a typical playlist may cost you.

The Deadspin writers are really struggling over at Jezebel. You can’t really make fun of feminism the way you can with sports. Well, you can but. . .

loved both those dunks a lot

world-class Masters-baiting here

You have to take the baton game very seriously. Wear fine linens, neatly pressed, and sit in the crowd quietly. When you feel an emotion, whisper it into a leather wallet and then keep the wallet safe inside another larger wallet. At the end of the match, after the baton competitors shake hands and exchange LinkedIn…

ACTUALLY, he’s talking about the Chicago White Sox

Is that Kirby Cluckett?

“I got to second base with two chicks at the same time.” - Me, just now, thinking how funny this would be to comment about the picture.

These are batting-cage-free chickens.

Lets make this something we do periodically. Jezebel Funbag.

Antonio Brown: <excited by dancing>

Pro Peep Tip: Open up the box, leave them exposed for a day or so and they get a little stale, which is somehow 10x better.

Actually, this is a good and correct opinion. Peeps are an abomination in the sight of God.

Oh good, even our new writers have terrible opinions.

(crowd lustily boos lack of effort)

Highlight of my youth baseball career: playing left field when the other team’s big hitter absolutely crushed one down the line a hundred feet over my head. The left field fence was 380 feet to the pole and didn’t even belong to the baseball field, it belonged to the next field over. Ball bounced twice and somehow…

Different one. This one is addicted to knee surgeries.

How this story was reported in my local news:

soon to be the only strategy

This just made me sad. Poor guy. Fuck you, Mike Francesa.