Alabamans are going to elect Roy Moore. Again. They’ve done so twice already, notwithstanding Moore’s being removed from the bench for multiple ethics violations.

You expected otherwise from Alabama Republicans?

>He is the human equivalent of a hemorrhoid.

Doesn’t Roy Moore already represent Alabama?

I can’t even tell you how many times I was “shushed!” for saying Obama should have reverse-fucked McConnell and made a recess appointment of Merrick Garland, daring the Republicans to try to take Garland off the bench.

>Speaking of Giuliani, man, where the fuck did that guy go?

Too bad conservatives don’t love their country more than they hate liberals.

Oh ferfuksake, nobody’s “on the fence” between Moore and Jones, and nobody’s going to be “tipped over” to Moore by a Late Night TV show stunt.

Yes, but he 100% supports more transparency.

He looks like a toxic megacolon with a wig.

>Whatever our beliefs, we know that the birth of Jesus Christ

>Fuck Twitter. Fuck Twitter so much.

The IRS chooses not to enforce this law, and hasn’t for some time.

Well then, Alabaman definitely shouldn’t elect a church heckler.

Here’s Flynn’s statement, distilled:

Um, is that woman driving a car while she’s making this video, with near-constant eye-contact with the camera?

>BS.

This is a civil suit, not a criminal trial. “We don’t the extent of her crimes” because she has not been charged with any criminal act arising from this complaint. Had she been, that criminal case would have been adjudicated prior to any civil case going forward.

>Tillerson and Sessions and Mnuchin and Zinke and Ross and Pruitt and Price are somehow even worse.

>The trouble is, like or not, their position as defined by the US Constitution is to serve the interests of the President.