I think leaving the drain plug out wouldn’t sink a decent plastic kayak.

My dad’s personal nemesis is Carl Icahn. He fucking hates that guy for destroying his beloved TWA, and actually once said that if he saw him in public he might actually give some thought to killing him. That statement was kinda shocking, because dad’s actually a pretty mild-mannered guy.

This is one of my favorites:

Since politics has long been known as “Hollywood for ugly people,” this seems inevitable.

What’s news is not that sexual harassment has occurred.

Anthony Weiner’s in jail and he didn’t even touch his 15-year-old.

American business law effectively obligates corporations to behave like goddam sociopaths. Fiduciary duty above all other interests.

>there are still 25 states in the USA that have no minimum age limit for marriage.

I know, right!

The law should be that mentally sound adults possess sufficient bodily autonomy to decline or refuse for themselves any or every medical procedure for any reason, religious or otherwise.

>Except the term regulated is literally in the effing amendment

you don’t persuade someone to be reasonable by taunting or belittling them.

If a Brigham Young University student is excommunicated or abandons the Mormon Church, the university will refuse to release the student’s transcripts as punishment for their apostasy.

As we have said all along, these claims are unsuitable for class treatment because the situations of each individual are so different...

Ah! I stand corrected. Thanks.

Wait...the racist thinks I need to learn biology?

I predict that, in the end, the mortal flaw in the Muller Investigation will be NOT ENOUGH TEXT IN ALL CAPS and thus, the argument will prove insufficiently persuasive.

Christ, how that dude could deliver.