“I didn’t want to be part of the LGBT community until I was an accused pedophile. Now I’m a proud gay man.” — Kevin Spacey

Yeah, sodomy laws are supposed to be unenforceable, but as long as they’re still on the books, some LEOs are going to keep enforcing them as if they’re still valid.

I can’t even imagine why you’d allow your religious asshole sister to indoctrinate your child with her hateful garbage beliefs?

>“you’re not Christian, you’re Catholic.”

I’d argue that all three branches of the US government routinely favor religion. And not in small ways.

Wow. I genuinely had no idea Wendy Williams has been such an ass to the community. That’s shitty, and she can fuck right off with that.

Do you also wonder why, say, the Saudi Arabians are so obsessed with controlling the minutiae of women’s lives over there?

Christ, what an asshole!

Why is abbreviating the United States of America as “America” axiomatically wrong, while your abbreviation as “US” isn’t?

He’s proud of Tiffany. To a lesser extent.

There IS a conspicuous pattern here, though. It’s “men.” That’s the pattern.

Beloved loves Christmas music. I want to make my Beloved happy.

K9 dog “sniffs” are considerably less accurate and reliable than polygraph examinations, which courts have deemed to be so profoundly unreliable they’re not admissible evidence.

I believe that in Virginia magistrates are permitted to issue arrest warrants, so it may not be true that the warrant came from an actual judge with a law degree and all that.

Not so sure about that. According to https://www.justice.gov/pardon/frequently-asked-questions-concerning-executive-clemency

Patty Hearst’s jury was not convinced she was coerced into participating in the infamous bank robbery and she was convicted. So it doesn’t really matter whether she admitted guilt or not — she was adjudicated guilty.

The Colonel with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face, he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

Mr. Alpert described The Tijuana Brass as “Four lasagnas, two bagels, and an American cheese.” 

Agreed. David Cross is just funny as hell as an actor. Mr. Show, Arrested Development, and The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret are three of my all-time favorite shows. Ferfuksake, I even actually liked Run Ronny Run.

Ah! So now you conceding that some kinds of speech may indeed be constrained, limited, or excluded without offending the First Amendment.