She's just trans-truth.

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It was directed at you, though! They just didn’t realize it.

I gave you a star simply for taking the most obnoxious child with you. And admitting you have a most obnoxious child.

My dear dad, newly divorced, decided to take me and my brother on a road trip by himself. Many dads can manage this by themselves, but my dad is one of those brilliant, infuriating people who is an absolute genius in professional life while being kind of clueless in home and personal life despite genuine effort.

I got ridiculously sick while my whole family was with my dad at a convention for family practice doctors. I was promptly given an antibiotic that gave me horrendous diarrhea. My mother waaaay overpacks underwear but I still shat through every pair that she brought for me. My dad was sent to buy more and bought a size…

She seems to have perpetrated a hoax by sending hate mail to herself (definitely a crime if she filed a police report, and possibly if she didn’t) she’s also been smearing her poor parents (or as she's claiming, her mom and stepdad) left right and center with outlandish tales of racially charged abuse.

But she wasn’t acting black at the college? That’s literally the title?

Looks the dad was clumsily describing some of his adopted kids as black kids who were born in the US. It might be one of those weird family jokes, too. Adopted kids sometimes make jokes about being “imported”.

They have four adopted African American kids.

I’m kind of weirded out by how much coverage this is getting all over the internet. Not that it shouldn’t be covered, but it seems pretty out of proportion with her actual importance. Importance might not be the right word, maybe. I don’t know. I didn’t know her name yesterday, and she wasn’t like a huge policy maker,…

Don’t give the FoodBabe any moreideasideas

What? This is a joke along the lines of that “Halp Uz Jahn Carry Were Stuk N Eye-Rak” banner that was made after Kerry had some bonehead gaffe where he told kids to “stay in school so you don’t get stuck in the military” or something? Right? Please?

Nah, I can actually see Ryan Seacrest’s facial structure underneath the baby fat. Major weight loss/gain just does astonishing things to some people. Megan Fox looks nothing like her picture, but her picture also looks super young, more like 12 than 17.

Awww Jennifer Garner looks like every band-nerd-is-secretly-hot movie trope ever.

Oooh Glamour Shots! I need to find mine.

Picture + temporary burner name = perfection.

My stepmother had the same thing happen. Her senior picture is stunning, like literally breathtakingly beautiful. Every other picture of her gives people the same reaction—-”Oh no, someone caught that pretty girl in the middle of a sneeze or something “

But paintings don’t usually come with a statement that amounts to “If you look at this painting posted here on the wall with lust or mockery or hatred in your heart, you have participated in raping the artist and/or the model depicted”.

You do mean Ron “Tater Salad” White, right?