Trailer. It was the grandma's trailer. And everyone, including the teenager's boyfriend, addressed this woman as "Mee-Maw". It was a really sad episode, and the baby (of the teenager) turned out to have some rare genetic condition as well.

shit, I think I'd shoot myself if I had already gotten two kids into adulthood, one into tween-dom and found out I was starting all over again. Just...hell no.

Yes, this. On myself or a loved one, popping a pimple or squeezing a blackhead is fucking fascinating. I thought I might like these videos when they started popping up, but nope! I think I kind of understand people who genuinely love sex with their spouse but hate even the idea of sex without love/marriage (and…

Yeah. This mom is a master manipulator. Now she's found a way to make this whole sex-offender-reunion thing into something she's doing for Pumpkin...which means Pumpkin will get to carry weird conflicted feelings/undeserved guilt about this later on. And she even found a way to drag Jessica's name in and remind us…

also, the article pretty clearly clarifies #notallmen. See the headline: sketchy men. You are the one painting all men this way, not us.

other things that are never discussed when articles like this pop up: gluten sensitivity, summer hats, pancreatic cancer and terrorism. Know why? Because they're not what the motherfucking article is about. It bears repeating: if you want to talk about drunk men who are victimized, write an article about it or…

Honestly? I think a hypothetical drunk man would still be at greater risk of sexual assault from dudes. And non sexual assault. Statistics bear that out, very few women are accused, let alone convicted of sexually assaulting, or non-sexually assaulting, grown men. Even accounting for under reporting, you still end…

the magazine is still really good, but it doesn't have the paper dolls or the little mini-magazine for your doll to read anymore :(

It's not. We've been to the one in Houston and the stylists won't do much with a non-AG doll's hair but that's because they don't know how well rooted the hair is or what it's made of. It would really suck if some little girl ended up watching her favorite doll get accidentally scalped. If you don't have an AG…

unless he was applying for military security clearance, they wouldn't check her background. But I think a basic background check would turn up any filing for marriage licenses...

my personal loophole is "I needed a break/day off to recharge. All work and no Pointless Internet makes Allyson something something..."

oh, hi there. You are me. Or perhaps you are watching me through my (dirty, of course) bedroom window. Either way, nice to meet you.

she was old enough to read Anne sexton and watch SNL...

Yes, a typical 18-month-old* could pick up and jam a few pebbles (not very far ) in there. It is incredibly weird that she happened to do it right before Lena decided to check things out. Not impossible, but weird. Unless the baby was just going through a stage of putting things there, which seems kinda plausible…

Slipdresses were damn near satanic. I still wore them and looked horrible.

If it helps, you sound awesome to me.

I can't stop staring at her hands.

Nellie. Her name is Nellie. Also, she can't read so good but does do arithmetic really fast because she had to do her family's shopping (before her best friend's Cool Aunt and Uncle adopted her).

I hope not. At least, not after October 1st. Won't somebody please think of the heating bills?

Leonardo wouldn't be caught dead in a flag-t-shirt- wearing-human suit. My money's on Michaelangelo.