Uh, the scenario you describe shouldn't involve punishment at all, corporal or otherwise.

meh. Some kids aren't boundary-testers.

in a live-in-person conversation, sure, that's no big deal. It's the people who comment on articles about Kim K or the Duck Dynasty jerkoffs or whatever saying "Who? Clearly I am too good to sully my brain with this knowledge, and I wanted you all to know that about me, even though this thread is about A Celebrity…

actually truckers usually aren't injured at all in collisions with cars (car drivers are also at fault for most 18-wheel/4-wheel collisions). Truck driving over the last 20 years has gotten much safer. Now it's not so much dangerous as unhealthy—-the sedentary nature of the job and the unhealthy truck stop food…

you sound like a fun person to hang out with

So exactly how horrible is it that my first thought was "Oh, the pet pig from Gravity Falls"

yeah, shots just burn. I was too old for Gardasil when it first came out, but my son just got an HPV shot (not sure if it was Gardasil or another brand) right along with his TDaP booster. They asked him which hand he wrote with so that they could give him the TDaP booster in the opposite arm, since it's more likely…

If not the vaccine itself, perhaps improper administration could cause nerve damage or something? If there was a problem training the staff who administered these vaccines, that would make sense.

I'm sorry you're having those issues. It'd be hard to pinpoint it to Gardasil, though—-the age range at which anxiety attacks often start is also the age range at which we start giving Gardasil. Digestive problems also tend to crop up in adolescence and early adulthood, as our diets change.

That's what she said?

it's the fucking that gets me. Bacteria that reproduce asexually are totally fine, but I feel a little weird about these guys having sexy times literally right under my nose. And on my nose. And beside it.

Oh that is the most satisfying thing, isn't it? Possible TMI warning: Once, as a peace offering after we'd argued, my husband allowed me to destroy this enormous blackhead on his temple. I fell in love with him all over again. How could I stay mad at a man who understands me so well?

I am so thankful I'm not the only one who thought that.

The one on the right is called Allyson's Future Husband. Maybe.

Right? I have replaced all my goals in life with this.

I recommended this comment out of sheer solidarity. Gym creeps of the world, unite!

Actually, you really are much more likey to have naturally-conceived fraternal twins with a late-in-life pregnancy. It's called "sputtering ovaries" which is just kind of an awesome term.

Er, fajitas are actually Texan, not Mexican. But I guess if he was not Hispanic they would've made a BBQ reference (which is dumb, because Texas BBQ is nothing special).

YES. 18-22 year old servicemen are just fine if they don't yet have a spouse and children to support—-just like a lot of other 18-22 year olds. Even with just a spouse, the younger people can actually get along okay—-it's tight, but doable—-because they have things like medical care paid for. But so darn many young…

they were getting to a safer spot to pull over. If you look closer, you can see that driver get out and begin to help.