All I could think when I saw it was “If that was NY Giants instead, it would totally be Carl.”

You say they’re a mess. I say they’re having more fun than most of us.

I will!

I wat Drew to join the Class. It’ll spawn a whole new series of posts.

JESUS CHRIST DAD USE 807 NOT 7 YOU ARE PAYING COMCAST $250 A MONTH

I had never seen that. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Jeebus dude you have no luck! Also, in my experience, the preseason game where you’re most likely to see two fat guys fight. So that’s a bonus, right?

He’s actually looking at the banner for the SB win over Rex Grossman.

I am Scott - 3rd reader letter down the list.

I commented back when Deadspin first ran that photo, but Jesus Christ, Indianapolis, you have a damn Superbowl title. You don’t need to hang that other shit when you have one. Take them down and let your one banner hang with pride; it’s more than plenty of other teams can lay claim to.

I’m fairly certain the first guy to publish a scouting report on Andrew Luck was Gary Gygax.

“Okay guys, remember to get my good side.”

“Sorry Darren, but we have to show them your face.”

It looks like someone was messing with the create a player feature on a game and at one point just said “fuck it!” and thought everything was scaled to the head size.

Jesus. He looks like he’s Drew’s better looking and more successful older brother.

It looks like a bad motivational film from the 1980s: he taught the chicken boy to accept himself as half-boy, half poultry....

D-Mac, you need much, much bigger glasses. Like cartoonishly large. Don’t go with wire frames either, thick Buddy Holly style plastic. Anything to distract from your tiny eyes and tiny face and gigoddamnedgantic forehead.

I mean...that’s a promo photo. The radio station CHOSE that to promote their show. Good lord.