YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE EARLY BIRD SPECIAL!

It’s not victim-blaming Katy Perry if she knew about other victims and said nothing so she’d have some ammunition for the future if she needed it. Again, this is IF she actually knew anything - which may not be the case at all. The “real truth” she learned might just be that Russell Brand is a piece of shit. 

Though, to be fair, IF she knew this stuff and has been “keep[ing] it locked in [her] safe for a rainy day” then fuck her for being part of the problem. If you know someone is a sexual predator and keep it quiet just in case you need it later, then fuck you. Fuck you sideways.

Well, that accounts for that Sunday, but how about apologizing for every other day you’ve existed in the public sphere?

This is a strange argument. Apatow’s responsible for finding funny people to be in his movies, and for making sure those people behave professionally during the movies. Brand is very funny in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and none of the allegations here concern any conduct during the filming of an Apatow movie. I don’t…

It’s always the person you least suspect. Here, Brand is the person you most suspect, which makes you think you shouldn’t suspect him, which makes him the person you least suspect.

Personally, I blame Cheadle for not using his Cockney accent in the narration for the cancellation.

No healthy POKE go BROKE!

Or maybe she’s just a pain in the ass to deal with. 

She should certainly get residuals for the work she’s done. She should also not be so selfish and pig headed that she wouldn’t protect herself and others by getting vaxxed.

“I hope you’re never in the fucking position I’m in.”

That position being, refusing to protect yourself and others from a deadly pandemic, at the expense of your career, and then acting like YOU’RE the victim?

Thankfully, I will never be in the fucking position you’re in.

You can be anti Bill Willingham and anti “Big Mean Corporation™”.

Wasn’t that Once Upon a Time?

Since the article weirdly doesn’t mention anything about it: Willingham is a woman-hating far right asshole who was a huge industry insider for the Comicgate people, and Fables includes stuff like Snow White being forcibly impregnated by the Big Bad Wolf when they’re both drugged, who then refuses to let her have an…

Wow, Gunn, toeing a company line?! Whaaaaat

Gunn had nothing to do with any of that.

They’d better not drop Corncob TV!

Me run Bartertown!  Embargo on!

Who runs Bartertown?