why do you have so many hands tho, yo.

Anyone who chooses to spend time with Michelle Rhee has got to be a shitstain of the highest order.

Enough bickering. I think somebody needs a timeout.

"I just went back at somebody, and they weren't even throwing punches."

I'd suggest we burn him, but it seems like he's already constantly on fire.

...quest for easily YouTubeable viral sensations that he can then sell ads against so as to turn a larger personal profit...

It's only the beginning, but I have to pause already. Why? The following is pure gold, and actually could be extended to almost all of our sporting-culturo-artisti-academi-blogo-techno-socio-politico-economic situations. Switch out entertainment with anything.

HOLY SHIT DUDE I JUST GOT TICKETS TO THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE PREMIERE WANNA GO?

Dessert menu sucks, too. All they have is Vanilla Ice Cream.

The Seahawks name just mocks blind NFL fans who will never see a hawk in their lives!