Oh my fucking god, it’s SEX. Stop being like that. Half of that school is probably having sex, STOP BEING LIKE THIS.

The kids all know — or think they know — about this already, thanks to social media apps their parents may not even know anything about and definitely don’t have full access to.

The student newspaper can actually take this from whispering in the social media virtual hallway and talk about what’s actually happening and…

The woman is in high school: in my area, there isn’t any financial aid or housing support from schools below college level.

It’s also not a good plan to jump to conclusions about this woman’s decisions - we have no idea what her motivations are at this point, and since she’s not doing anything illegal it’s really none…

I’m sorry, am I both the parent and the adviser to the student newspaper in this case?

Because my comment was about the school district bragging about non-porn student businesses, which school districts do constantly.

Since the newspaper wasn’t ever going to print any porn in the paper, the district is just trying to…

This is indefensible behavior by the school district. There’s zero chance a teacher is going to be printing porn on the student newspaper. If this article was about Duffel starting any other legal business making comparable money, the district would be calling all the newspapers, bragging about what kinds of students…

“Zat, is not my seat.”

Sid and Marty Krofft have nothing on Sam and Criminy Kraffft

Or a remake of Lidsville where all the characters are on acid. They don’t have to change a thing.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen or heard of a single thing the Kroffts produced that wasn’t instant nightmare fuel.

I can’t wait for the reboot of Danger Island, where the pirates are also cannibals.

A practical demonstration of the same concept in reverse (flying into a strong headwind)

Anywhere from $50 to $100 typically in my wallet.

I really wish you could enter a plea of “this law sucks” in addition to either guilty or not guilty.

For real. I would consider letting this go to trial and see if a jury of my peers would convict me. 

I don’t think you could have a prouder moment than turning yourself in because you fraudulently obtained some medicine for a poor and sick child.

Especially if you watched your best buddy get gunned down right in front of you like happened to Rollins.

Or they just use the whole car to murder you.

The initial Trinity test completely vaporized its support tower, impressing everyone. Test Yuma just bent up the top, leaving most of the tower standing.

Honestly I wish I could do this to people smoking at the bus stop.