Well this explains why Trump is so adamant about his campaign rallies even though he’s already fucking president. He either does them to fund his defense or he goes to fucking jail. After all, it’s not like he’s claiming to be a billionaire that can pay for his own shit but really isn’t and doesn’t.

Yes.

Nice try. That’s just what everyone would want me to think.

Keep in mind that it is severely distended due to the blood flowing in but not being able to get back out so I doubt this guy is normally this...endowed.

This whole thing is a bit of a humble brag. Just saying, I wouldn’t get stuck in there...

Not for the squeamish: the before shot (NSFW!)

Shame on Colbert and the Emmy’s for this. This douchebag shouldn’t get a redemption tour.

Sounds more like you’re the one with the bias, nobody mentioned Islam or immigrants. As a region, South Asia has a higher incidence count than any other, though per capita the UK has topped them as a country but that’s more recent. Acid attacks have been much more common in South Asia for decades which is why it was…

I’ve seen this happen a couple of times in courtrooms. Where family members will have to step in and legal certification for an ASL interpreter is a whole other thing. Even if the family member is a competent ASL interpreter they may not have a solid grasp on what’s happening in a case. Through no fault of their own.…

LAWD. You ok?

I am not sure why you’re projecting this narrative onto Miley.

Are you kidding me? Some dumbass 20-something with too much money and too little guidance, desperate to disassociate from her Disney handlers, twerked with a paid dancer like five years ago - and we’re still supposed to be crying over it? Did the dancers ever cry over it? Or was it maybe one of the most fun nights of…

“I regret saying half.”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Her estimation that half of his supporters were deplorable was pretty damn kind, and she knew it.

This asshole is a thug and a bully who has learned to throw his morbidly high weight around all of his life because it’s worked for him.

I am LOVING The Hillary book and tour. Sadly the book event was sold out in my city (and it is on my birthday so that made me extra sad). But I honestly LOVE when women get to that age and stage in their careers when they don’t give a fuck and say whatever they think. THEN it’s when we get the most wisdom from women,…

Um...that is not anybody’s real accent and I can guarantee that this little racist (look it up) did not grow up in a predominantly Black neighborhood. Ew.

Kill these people. Seriously, we are at a point of maximum stupid saturation. The only real way out of this mess is to kill these idiots.

Fire her stupid ass and everyone who jumps into the communications director roles until they fucking learn how to work like a professional in this shitty administration.