Named after a dude with the last name Lynch. Mr Lynch, Wikipedia informs me, was an abolitionist though. Shitty name, possibly decent human being.

Named after its founder John Lynch.

Umm, Lynch(e) is an actual surname. Let’s not get ridiculous, now.

Someone put up signs in the lifts in my building the other week saying they’d set up a secret Facebook group for tenants and to message them to join. I was like LOL, NOPE.

It’s absolutely infuriating.

He’s smoking hot and has junk in the trunk so he’s right in my wheelhouse. 

this is why NextDoor is such a shit show in my area

I go to a gym in West Hollywood, where I am out numbered by my gay brothers, and I have to say, I’ve seen a few dudes walking around with these fake butts. Some are Kim k fake and some are like the picture of this superman here. There is even a guy with fake balls, they botched the job and it looks like he’s got a set…

THANK YOU. It’s like a pebble in my shoe, hearing that nonsense.

Offshoot of the Complainers: complainers who didn’t like their food and/or service at a local restaurant but are too chickenshit to fix the situation at the restaurant. Instead they bitch on the neighborhood group. Way to be passive-aggressive and stupid as hell about it!

is there any chance that Tyler Hoechlin was tom’s stunt double on that film? because, i mean...

I cannot even begin to tell you how many jerks in our neighborhood post things about their missing pets. Always claiming somebody stole them, did something nefarious, etc. They also post political shit about their love for Trump. A Venn diagram of the people who are shitty pet owners who also worship the Republican…

Just a reminder that there is no genuine track record of Satanist child abuse anywhere in the world.

Christianity’s record, however...

OMG, this is so exactly my* neighborhood FB page, I am shaking with laughter.

My neighborhood forum’s posts are more like, “What sort of snake is this I found in my attic and where do you think I should let it loose where it will find a happy new home?”. Thank goodness.

I just read this lengthy ass blog post about a lawsuit stemming from a private Facebook mom group.

I heard someone call a group of his supporters “the 5th avenue crowd”.

I heard someone call a group of his supporters “the 5th avenue crowd”. As in they are the ones that would have stood by him if he shot someone on 5th avenue.

Why is Jez so thirsty for this? I think this is the 3rd article.

I kind of doubt people (in general) are wearing actual Hanes white Ts out of a three-pack as a fashion item. The fabric quality is terrible, the construction is shoddy, and the proportions are likely to be off for most body types.