allthelovers
Allthelovers
allthelovers

Defending someone who is being assaulted is nice of you. You don’t need to be violent, sometimes men back down when they’re verbally confronted by other men. It’s embarrassing for them and they’re unable to turn it around and try to blame a “hysterical” woman.

Mueller’s lawyer M. Gabriel McFarland asked Swift whether she was “critical” of her then bodyguard, Greg Dent, for not intervening. Swift responded, “No, I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my bare ass.”

President Lazy Boy is a draft dodger. All of his attacks are about his own shortcomings. You don’t need to be shrink to see that.

Good white people from the U.S.A., you should have more weddings just to keep him occupied.

Three things:

I’m gonna watch some porn and whack it tonight.

I’m gonna try hard not to judge but there’s no way I could be with someone who didn’t rock my world with their dick on a regular basis. Being in a relationship is super hard and (as Dan says) sometimes the only thing keeping you from wrapping your hands around their neck until they turn blue and die is the thought

I am also a married gay. We had no wedding whatsoever, we went to the drab Manhattan registry office; a suburban Registry of Motor Vehicles Office probably has more charm. Although it did have this strange WPA-era mural that people took pictures in front of.

Exactly. Reach for your phone the second you see them coming. And just repeat calmly “why are you harassing me?” to goad her into saying the reason on camera. Most likely she will keep running her mouth and admitting to what they’ve been doing.

I saw this meme the other day and thought it was pretty accurate. After several FB friends did the “only 100 days until I become Mrs Smith, sooo excited to marry my best friend”... “Only 82 days until we become one, can’t wait to be Mrs Smith” I’m totally over it. Especially cause these people are still freakin

Christ, she sounds evil. May she step on a lego while going to the bathroom in the middle of the night and then accidentally pee on her own carpet from shock.

I just redid my master bath, finished 2 months ago. My contractor / designer said wood grain tile is already on the way out :/ I really love it, but always look toward resale value. So on the walls I had a large porcelain tile that looks like stacked natural stone. Apparently natural stone is harder to clean than

Am I a bitter asshole?

So, I’ve been dating a wonderful guy for the past two years. He is genuinely an awesome person and I love him so much. I moved across the country with him for his new job, and we’ve talked about getting married.... the only thing is, I’ve known from day 1 that we are maybe not the most sexually compatible. I was

Do you have any money now? Can you do now or plan something for the future to celebrate the marriage and all those years of waiting? It’s not too late to have a reception or honeymoon. It would be fun and might take the edge off any growing bitterness.

The wedding industrial complex has convinced many otherwise, though your point is a good one. I went through this very cycle in the mid aughts, when FB was still relatively new; it was annoying as hell. Then the babies. Then the divorces. And then the second marriages. Filter them out or tune out. Otherwise, the noise

I wanted to share something that happened to us this week, because I think it shows where we are with entitlement and normalization of behavior that used to be considered shameful.

Engagements/bachelor and bachelorette parties/weddings are extremely performative events, and we live in an exceedingly performative age. It’s not enough to say you promise to love and be there for someone in front of 200 people, you need to ram that home for everyone you’ve ever met. And hey, everything! is! always!

I’m in that unfortunate age where a dozen people at my social periphery are engaged/getting married at any one time. I’m so tired of hearing about other people’s weddings! My Facebook is all engagements, wedding planning, bridesmaid dresses, bachelorette parties, rehearsal dinners, and actual weddings. As A Gay™️ who

The real joy of this is that every dumbass protest like this brings us closer to the day when a news or protest organization calls up a sponsor or boss with the usual “do you support this outrage”? Speech and instead of cowtowing to them the sponsor tells them to get fucked and protest away.