Fuck this. I’m so sick of this God crap. I mean, if you want to be religious, that’s fine, just don’t claim that it makes you more American than I am.

Somehow according to Trump, Comey simultaneously lied and exonerated him.

At this point he can’t be removed for stupidity and senility?

“In America, we don’t worship government. We worship God.”

There’s no way his lawyers will let him voluntarily testify under oath right? Because even if he never did any of the things he’s been accused of doing he’s a habitual liar who appears to be incapable of sticking to a story, which means he’ll probably perjur himself and contradict his own statements multiple times…

I can tell you. 90's/00's which is where we are getting all our nostalgia from now.

Camo jogging pants and a camo bra/sports bra thingy is not new. At all. How can you bite a design that already exists? I guess the court will make that determination. And for the sake of the designer I hope it goes well for her. But I don’t see any sort of original concept here.

her two-date tour

It wasn’t benadryl-D. It was quaaludes. He’s lying and saying it’s benadryl D because it’s the same color as the pills all the women he drugged and assaulted are saying they were.

I am missing something here, right???

Britney has that “Running out to the 7-11 for some Winston Ultra Lights” aesthetic and she is sticking with it, by God.

I know what you mean. I hope in this situation I would be calm and patient enough to get them through the courts. The other way ends with me in jail.

No. No No no no nonononono NO! Fucking hell. N.O. Get that coin kids. You deserve it. And don’t fucking settle because this needs to go ALL the fucking way to the fucking top.

What in the fuck dude, I would be breaking shit if this happened to my child. This is fucking molestation. Sue them for literally every penny they’re worth kids.

If you read the linked article about the couple previously convicted of manslaughter, there’s a history of stillborn children and mothers dying during childbirth in this church. At some point their “faith” just looks like malice towards women and children.

Wow. That People article is seriously licking Ivanka’s ass. And it’s brilliant given that a lot of GOP women read people. It’s all total bullshit, but it’s not written like bullshit for people who watch Fox News.

(Featuring Leslie Jordan as Jeff Sessions, because it would make Sessions bust)

You’re cherry picking one line. For the most part, EWG is bullshit.

Meh. I don’t need to know about the inner workings of elite political machinery to understand his appeal to his constituents. They are dumb. They are evangelical. Few have any morality beyond ‘gonna get mine, fuck everybody else while I’m judging them for doing the same shit I do.’ Also no fat chicks or lesbians.…

I’m old and didn’t know most of the songs, but Ariana impressed the hell out of me for being so present and engaged throughout the entire show. I could see how much it meant to the people in the audience. Lovely, all around. (And I got a kick out of her and Miley singing the sublime “Don’t Dream It’s Over”.)