No, bu I live in California (which is pretty ideal given the circumstances).

Can you move to Massachusetts? Mass Health is awesome.

So it’s a Charmed reboot, but about 3 unrelated women several centuries ago... When did it stop being cool to just say you had an original story in an existing genre? Why are they trying to make this a Charmed reboot?

Holly Marie Combs totally carried that show

Ugh, as a 32 year old I hate to admit exactly how much of my time goes to the CW’s programming block

Shut up.

Dude. It’s completely relevant to the future of cars in America. Tell Trump to stop fucking with the auto industry.

Meek can stay cryin in the corner while Nicki make bank. Hes so fuckin corny.

Donald Trump, wrong about something you say?

“You know whose take I need? Ryan Seacrest’s,” said millions of people across the world.

Can we start chanting “lock her up?” Seems fair.

Dear Berniebros*:

“Don’t go vilifying Beyoncé or Kendrick or Lorde etc, now!”

Sorry, I don’t believe any big name stars sign contracts without investigating with whom they are interested in doing business.

Exactly.

I doubt that musicians appearing in 2017 signed a contract in 2001.

How fucking dare she?! I bet she was going to use the force of law to steal your guns, religious freedom, homophobia, islamophobia and misogyny too.

Let’s face it, Mariah has been a messy diva since before the “Glitter” days. I wasn’t even surprised when this NYE thing happened. I honestly would have been kinda shocked if she went out and gave a tight show like a seasoned pro. That’s just not who she is.

Uh no, neither proposed plans to scam people already drowning in debt into paying a ton of money to a shady firm on top of what they owe.

Propose a company that scams your money to do something you could do for yourself completely free? Umm, no.