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He’s promising his fans the sun, the moon, the stars, free and instantly:

“You guys won, that’s clear,” Benenson said. “But let’s be honest. Don’t act as if you have a popular mandate for your message. The fact of the matter is that more Americans voted for Hillary Clinton than for Donald Trump.”

And like working in the coal industry is really something to aspire to. Most of those guys died of black lung! And they can still get it! Why the hell would anybody want that fucking job??!?!?!?

If my children were being held hostage, and a ransom note were delivered to me, and the kidnappers’ only demand was for me to watch a Trump rally right now, we’d have a heckuva memorial service for those little buggers.

I have no interest in Selena Gomez’ personal problems and am running out of patience with her advertising them all the time. She seems perfectly nice in general, I don’t in any way dislike her, it’s just that it feels like Ally Sheedy’s character, Allison, pouring out her handbag in The Breakfast Club.

OMG - it’s almost worse than his standard stump speech. I have never witnessed a more grossly overt act of seeking attention than this.

Nope. I don’t want to ruin my night.

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If the President-Elect really wants to pander to his base he should make sure this plays every time Ivanka makes a public appearance:

You know, they should at least have the courtesy to go all in and change it to “BRING BACK STEAM POWER”.

Making a drawing is not the same as making a manufacturable product that can be sold at a profit and pass tests.

In order to really ban someone from driving, you have to take away their sight. I’ve been to driving school classes where people with suspended licenses drive to get there. Nobody I know has ever stopped driving because their license got suspended, except for one of my close friends who I trust a lot more, even if I

Perhaps they should’ve thought twice before hiring Melania Trump as their lead designer....

Figure. Typical American idiot. And now you must just shut up, and pay $50 for a bottle of Chianti that I pay €5. God, I love Italy!

Mitsubishi should hire that designer though, they fixed the ugly.

Yeah, I care about this guy surviving as much as he cared about endangering other motorists.

Obvious typo is obvious, and thanks to the edit window, corrected. He’s clearly incapable of learning. Nobody that stupid could possibly absorb new information that doesn’t relate to sticking their dick in something.

People that stupid to begin with are utterly incapable of learning. Plus if there’s one constant about pawtucket it’s basically where Providence sends people too dumb to live in the city proper. I’d rather him just be dead, off the road, and an example to others that probably won’t be heeded anyway because people are

It’s a shame he didn’t win a first class flight through the windshield. Never understood people’s refusal to wear a seatbelt, but always felt as though Darwin should be allowed to take the reigns.

Actually I kinda agree, I want him to live, spend a few years in prison, and be banned from ever driving again.

He’s in critical condition, but hopefully he’ll pull through.