b-b-b-bbbb-but Chelsea’s wedding

She did. But it wasn’t outlawing it entirely nor did it come with the threat of unpersoning. Oh, to be sure, it was Clintonista triangulation. But it wasn’t on Trumples’ level.

I wouldn’t excuse the driver, either. He’s a dick. They’re both dicks. Everyone’s a dick.

Petraeus was sentenced to two years’ probation in April 2013 for passing classified information to Paula Broadwell, who was at the time writing his biography and with whom he was also having an affair.

She co-sponsered it but voted against it.

That episode caused me to delete Instagram cuz I got so freaking scared. It was like my life up on that TV ugh.

I’m gonna at least say that calling for the stripping of people’s citizenship is most likely still a leg above whatever that bill was, though...

Apparently Millennials have been programmed to believe that they are incapable of originality (which may be true); also that everything - tangible or intangible - has a price tag on it. “It’s no good if you didn’t pay an ‘expert’ to do it.

I feel like this bus/wedding romper situation needs further discussion.

I like the weddings that really show how much fun a couple has together. Doesn’t have to cost $50k, doesn’t have to be extra fancy. Unfortunately 90% of the weddings I’ve attended show a super stressed out bride and groom who spend nearly all their time after the vows having to take “romantic photos,” then having to…

Cute wedding hashtags: the latest in a long line of things I scorn for no reason.

Oh my fucking God. WHEN ARE WE GOING TO STOP WITH THIS? Clinton LOST - in three years when Trump opens the first internment camps will people STILL be out there saying “Well don’t forget, Clinton did something bad once too?” This is not about Trump vs Clinton anymore! This is about Trump alone - everyone needs to stop…

See also: women who think women shouldn’t vote and/or work.

Ah, here is a perfect example of how white supremacy can be upheld by people who aren’t even white. There always has to be a handful of POC who are more racist against people who look just like them than are actual white people, and will treat non-whites as brutally, heartlessly, and violently as possible. They are…

One issue with the current tone of politics is that we all defend our candidate for every past bad action, questionable belief, and shaky plan as if they are perfect. I’m totally cool with saying that HRC was wrong for supporting that bill. Saying she was wrong about something does not give Crazy Trump supporters 10…

So what? Did she want to strip citizenship and other non-constitutional punishments. This isn’t an article about what Hillary would have done. Donald has to answer to his stupidity because it’s his and his alone.

or their flag towels, board shorts, bikinis, hats etccccccccccccc

I hate patriotic displays and the nationalism they engender. Freaking out about the treatment flag and people losing it over not standing for the national anthem are two things that drive me insane. We are literally a country based on the idea of independent thought- on ideas not symbols. People losing it over…

Dear Sir,

Climate change is a hoax created by the Chinaman.

Sincerely,
D. Trump (Pres. Elect) and your friends in the GOP

They took credit for it. But the government was going to cancel 6 billion in contracts and that’s what made them change their minds. It wasn’t Trump and Pence.