God I hate Sienfield. While there are idiot iPhone owners who somehow think they are better, there are idiot android users who always bitch about the same shit, pretending they “omg apple NOW got wireless charging?! The horror!) While I currently use an iPhone, I’ve been a huge fan of the nexus line, until the pixel.…

No one pissed in my fucking coffee. People always ask inane questions about iPhones... whhhy do people buy them omg.... Android is bla bla.... we’ve have this and that for sooooo long ahhhhhh... fan boys/girls waaaaaaaaahhh. STFU. Use the phone you want. Simple.

Not defensive, you are asking an idiotic question you know the answer to.

Becuase vertu closed up shop?!

Oh my fucking Christ. And where’s windows phone now?

Whoa! I hope you are selling the older stuff? I’m also an apple loyalist, (though I do also love the google nexus line... until pixel. Verizon exclusive. What the fuck). Anyways, it’s time for me to upgrade too! I’m debating between the 8/8+ or the X. Though I don’t upgrade quite as frequently, using a 6s now.

Can’t say or star this enough. Every fucking iPhone article, here comes the peanut gallery that fucks their android phone before they go to sleep.

Oh my god! Everyone use the fucking phone they want and people like you, just shut the fuck up. Stick with android, some people like iPhones, cool, but stop pretending YOU are somehow smarter. No you didn’t say that exactly, but you sure are implying it. Bottom line, you don’t need to understand shit.

Want a fucking headphone jack? Buy another goddamn phone and shut the fuck up. Quite easy really.

Absolutely tell her to fuck off. That’s it. I am blunt and don’t give a shit about cutting people out of my life.

Here’s my “diet.” And diet in quotes, because it’s how I eat, not a diet fad. Which, follow none of them. They are not sustainable, unless you want to loose weight quickly and absolutely know you follow a strict diet for X amount of time.

Fuck yeah sex with heels!! But seriously, people mind your fucking business.

That’s actually really scary to me. And some assholes will say “yeah take it as a compliment.” To me that behavior is insane. The only appropriate answer to a text like yours is, “ok, wish you the best.”

Which is ok! I find the taste rather pleasant. If I want something a bit light and sweet, and not completely go crazy I like halo. If I want ICE CREAM, then no.

This is the first I’ve heard of such a thing!

What in the hell is five black stars?

Oh my fucking god. My grandma had a ginormous cactus.

I’m not digging the Tom Ford bodysuit. But I sure as fuck and loving the pants, heels, and jacket!

I don’t understand how this isn’t getting through to feministasfuck’s head. Sometimes I put on a mother fucking fantastic outfit to go to the grocery store. No, I’m not trying to find a man on the way. I love fashion, sometimes i just love the FEELING of... for example, a flowing oversized cardigan, behind me.…

Fuck yes! I want NEED it in my life. However, I probably need also need to pay rent for the next 10 years.