Hey! Like those assholes who complain about not being able to fly the flag of their choice. So unpatriotic am I right?! Just kidding, in all home owner associations it’s clearly stated, yet people buy into them anyways.

I don’t hate what Katy Perry is wearing... but I sure ass hell don’t like it either. For me, Athleisure wear better actually be good to wear for. Run, hike or gym.

Okay fuck off. You’re a cunt. You seem to have drawn a hard line. Fine you do you. Comepletely not talking to the other side is nonsense, flirting or otherwise. Throw the racial card. Yes that’s exactly what you are doing. What you are implying that as a black person you are so repulsed, that white people have…

Can’t stop talking becuase we work together. But, this is gonna stay in the fantasy realm. Someone else pointed out that they have like a fantasy about hate fucking trump supporters and that’s what this is.

Haha, I’m probably not gonna, just keep it in the fanstasy realm, but I like it: don’t let politics keep you from good sex.

Wow. What a perfect gif response if I ever saw one.

Ding ding!!! I think this is what it is?! It’s some fucked up sexual fantasy I have. But I may heed your advice.

He’s an odd one for sure. Pro choice, pro gay rights.... but still votes the way he does. We’ll see. I don’t think I’d feel bad if I do.

Sooooooo..... I know someone. We flirt all the time when we see each other. I don’t want to date him... but I absolutely want to have sex with him. Guy is insanely sexy. What’s the problem? Well he’s a hardcore Trump supporter. Nothing this administration has done has irked him, rather he fucking aplaudes all of…

Ahhhhhh, it’s been said 1000x before. Nothing is surprisingly anymore, this guy is insane, and we all thought Sean Spicer was crazy, yet here we are.

Ekk that’s terrible. Can’t help you much though. My wisdom teeth pulling was a breeze. I got it done, went home with some pain meds. Had soup for dinner. Took one pill to sleep. When I woke up I was fine! I hated the way I felt so I didn’t take anymore pills, and it didn’t hurt. I even had steak the next day chewing…

Oh course not. This kid is still better off than nearly everyone else looking for jobs. What I’m saying is... hey at this when he becomes a boss of some sort at least he has a slight inkling what it means to be a working phleb.

Hey! Two years is nothing, but better than nothing? His dad did cut him off completely during his little “work like real people period.”

You know what’s pretty awesome? I know this guy his dad owns a giant company, super wealthy. He mad his son get a degree... and then work. Not at his company but anywhere else for two years. So this guy gets a manager job at a home goods store.. and gets zero help from his dad. So here he is working a regular job…

“Risking it all.” Fucking Christ. This is the the advice of those GODAMN THINK PIECES that invade your social media feeds. (Looking at you, thought fucking catalogue et al.)

He’s in that new Stephen King movie! It looks quite badass.

Oh fuck off. Just because YOU had THREE successes rescuing dogs, doesn’t mean they all turn out great.

It happens! I know this one kid that went to Harvard Law School, and told nobody! You had to pry that info out of him.

Oh my goodness! Get out of here and get a house inspector stat!

Although I don’t particularly like overly diva antics, no matter who you are, I think you are correct. It does look she loves her fans! There’s a clip of her on Ellen, where they (producers/whoever) are in a hotel room, and interviewing fans in a room about why they want to go see Mariah at her residency. And Mariah…