Kelly Olynyk looks like the kid from Dazed and Confused took HGH.

Just a reminder: The Electoral College is not a person (not even one!). Second reminder: More than half of Americans did not vote Trump into office. Final reminder: Bad habits of people you associate with can rub off on you. Check the lying and revisionist history. Not a good look for your boy or you. Cheers!

I know you Trumpettes love fake facts, but Trump lose the popular vote, so...less than half.

So, Matt Harvey got drunk playing golf and can’t work for three days because of it?

Oh that’s cool. Miguel Sano just broke a lady’s face in an actual game. She’s sitting 466 feet from home plate. http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2017/05/03/1345176783/1493774152612/asset_2500K.mp4

Wasn’t trying to poke fun at the players, and the story of those guys is legitimately interesting. The Pirates are to be credited for looking for talent in non-established markets and taking the time to try to develop them. That said, there haven’t been many dividends from that strategy so far, beyond a Jon Hamm…

So those Pirates pitching prospects from India should be surfacing any time now, right?

I’m giving you the star but I don’t know why

how am i supposed to get a selfie of me pretending to enjoy the Cavs game if Lebron isn’t playing!

I also spent 9 hours at work today and walked away without an NFL contract but you don’t see me bragging about it.

I wonder what the overlap is for people that say “What about Defense!?!” and “Play baseball the right way”

Don’t these stodgy EU officials know about Brexit? None of their rules apply anymore.

I gotta say, posting an actual picture of your BA degree, and then countering criticism of that with a picture of your masters is probably the most obnoxious thing I’ve seen in a Deadspin comment section. So well done I guess.

lol communication.

With all due respect, choose a side or eat shit.

Ridiculous suggestion. Even if it were true that Peterson was descended from slaves that wouldn’t be the reason why he hit his kid, that would only explain his strength and agility while doing so.

Gritty dude. Hard-nosed. Plays to win and never backs down. Kinda guy you want on your side.

Fleeing and resisting arrest? If the cops had read his scouting report, they would have known to expect that:

Faaaarrrt