give her your maiden name as a last name. fight the system.

Where this has started to suck is parents with sons who’ve hyphenated the names. I have two friends that are now DOUBLY someone else’s last name. Mrs. Mominlaw-Dadinlaw and not Myname-Hisname. That’s not even right in my head, they are cool with it though, but I’d refuse.

Church organist/piano player is no game in the black church. No game. You have to be ready with a riff for whomever is preaching and match their spontaneous feelings at a moments notice. It’s a gift.

OMG I LOVE HER SO MUCH! SQUEEEEEE!! SQUEEEEE!

holy shit.

Hey, this isn’t our battle. Another day, but not today.

Only if you are Emma Stone...

Only if I can be Jessi.

Let’s put the T-Rex from Jurassic Park and some velociraptors too. Cos they are all ladies...and badass...and I’d really love looking at my money then.

more pls.

WHOOMP! There it is.

Teens will stop listening after it’s okay. I think we can all agree it’s safer to just advise everyone to be safe rather than sorry. Let’s not forget about STDs too!

Not only should no one “leave it in” but you shouldn’t have unwrapped peen in you to begin with! You know what they call people who rely on the pullout method? PARENTS! So Wrap It Up would be a much more responsible song title. Done yelling at clouds now. Back to your regularly scheduled programming.

a WEEK of camping? what?!

So basically you were all but separated and your wife was done with you? None of my business.

If you’re trolling no, I’ve taken the whiteness rachel dolezal left behind.

I grew up black and Christian and you’ve never met a more welcoming people than old school style Black church-going folks. They are incredible.

Yes omg wasn’t Apple born an eternity ago? Why is she apparently still a child while this kid is 14?

Seriously, what is SquaDD?

I’d say by the 3rd date there should be some obvious reciprocation. But maybe I’m very upfront about my feelings. I will actually call a person and tell them why I no longer want to see them, etc. I don’t let things drag out because it’s not healthy. And I’ve never “faded” at anything in my life.