I don’t really have “Donald Trump is president” moments anymore. I mean, I kind of do, but now they manifest themselves as “tens of millions of Americans supported and continue to support Donald Trump as president” moments.

So, seriously, I know we’re 10 months in but how often do the rest of you have one of those “Oh right, Donald Fucking Trump is the President of the United States” moments? It happens to me less often now but still, you know, once or twice a week. The guy they used to make fun of in Bloom County, the guy Ali G screwed…

Dwyane* Wade

I’m the first of 3 and my mom was 38 when she had me so...wtf you goin on about with “late 30s”

Way to shit on our excitement over this. The world is crap right now and we need some happiness. Take a seat.

I am really fucking sick of the “Chicago has the strictest gun laws blah blah blah” line when it’s been seven years since McDonald v. City of Chicago totally fucking gutted the city’s gun laws. Chicago has not had strict gun laws in years specifically thanks to Huckabee’s base, and gosh golly look at how there’s been…

In a perfect world everyone would connect these dots. That is not the world we live in.

Chicago permits concealed carry. It does NOT have the strictest gun laws in the nation. Huckabee is either stupid for not knowing this or a bald-faced liar. I choose the latter.

Her decision to pass up Captain America is and will always incomprehensible to me.

The Israeli Army discobered that suicide rates plummeted when soldiers could not take their weapons home. Restricting the number of guns in homes, and making it harder to buy them, could, according to the best data we have, reduce suicides. They are violent deaths and should be prevented.

The average American is that stupid, so hey, good for them getting one right, I guess.

“We have to look to Chicago. I mean one of my eyes does so constantly.”

it didn’t look like a sexual kiss at all

Me too. Now if it was “Keith Urban was “mortified” after Alexander Skarsgard kissed Nicole Kidman but not him...”* I would believe.

*Allegedly, I know this one isn’t #TeamXenu but better safe than sorry.

What Chicago doesn’t have is 50-foot walls topped with razor wire surrounding the city, with well-guarded checkpoints where everyone entering the city is strip-searched for weapons before being allowed in.

I remember reading somewhere how a significant number of guns used in crime in Chicago can be traced to a single…

Keith Urban was “mortified” after Nicole Kidman kissed Alexander Skarsgard on the lips after his win at the Emmys, reports Star. The magazine says Urban “laid into” Kidman so hard for smooching her co-star in front of millions of viewers that she was “in tears.”

Fun fact: in the US, one of the only ways to get white folks to sign off on gun control is to play up the threat of “urban” (read: black) populations having access to firearms. Even worked on Reagan, who as CA Gov. got a whole lot more open to such legislation when he saw the Black Panthers sporting kalashnikovs. The…

How bout we look at Australia and the U.K. and see how many shooting deaths happen there, Sarah. And it’s always been time to fucking talk about it!

“I think if you look to Chicago, where you had over 4,000 victims of gun-related crimes last year, they have the strictest gun laws in the country. Trickle-down economics certainly haven’t helped there.”

It’s an Island (of Gun Control) surrounded by a really big Ocean (of gun nuts)