He definitely smokes weed, or at least used to. Remember his episode of Punk’d where all of his stuff was getting “repossessed”? He was crying his eyes out and obviously looked stoned as FUCK. And then admitted that he was, indeed, high as hell when that episode was filmed.

Eh this was almost certainly a campus parking ticket. If you don’t pay those at OU they end up on your bursar account at the end of the semester (with like $10 tacked on).

I lived on campus as a freshman, and I paid for a parking pass, but I used to get tickets constantly because the spots directly around the tower I lived in were for upperclassmen, but anyone could park there on the weekends, so I would. And then forget to move my car before Monday morning. Oops.

Yeah they are... I went to OU. But when I went there the parking tickets were like $25... Big freakin’ deal. Definitely not worth being a dick to the guy.

As a native Oklahoman and a Thunder fan, I think you hit the nail on the head.

How could Snarktopus’s comment be any more clear? I’m confused as to what you’re confused about...

Nah. I’m from OKC, he’ll get booed and maybe heckled a bit. I doubt anyone pulls this, though.

Nah, he’s pretty okay otherwise. :) I’m just going to make him watch it this week. But if he doesn’t like it... we might have problems.

RIGHT? I was pretty appalled to learn recently that my boyfriend has never seen it.

Uh, Ravenous is the shit.

This is my all-time favorite “safe for TV” edit.

I finally had to give up on Gotham pretty early in S2. When I realized I had NINE eps on my DVR and zero desire to watch them, I threw in the towel.

God, that broom-Darryl gag had me DYING. So happy this show is back. This episode was pretty fantastic, but man, this show sure makes me feel a lot of things (in addition to making me guffaw at least five times an episode)!

About 90% of the reason I don't watch New Girl is because I find the theme song fucking INSUFFERABLE (and by extension, the character).

"JASON AND I'M SUPER INTO DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION" always gets me.

Yep… the guys have callbacks often when they're in a scene with Rebecca. Greg has "Settle for Me" and Josh's is "West Covina."

My favorite line in the uncensored version of that song is:

Fair enough.

Well, yeah, I caught that. The point I was making was that they are specifically giving narrative prompts to him.

My god, that article is infuriating.