My thought process is that the Vikes were in a pretty tough position and this might have been the best option available to them. I’m not wild about giving up the first-round pick but they tend to stockpile picks and with any luck it will be a late one anyway.

Thanks? You are aware that OU consistently has more National Merit Scholars than anyone?

Eh, there are worse things to be.

I’m a Vikings fan, and honestly, I’m okay with this.

Yep! I live in a dram shop law state, and bartenders and bars have absolutely been prosecuted under them, I believe most recently when a man who had been way overserved wandered into a street and was hit by a car and killed.

Aww, I like Pete Holmes! I understand what you’re saying though.

And I think that’s fine - I don’t really have a problem with someone saying something like this in private to their girlfriends... I mean, I’ve made jokes like that at my own expense as well. I don’t even think I would have minded so much if she hadn’t named OBJ by name or anything that could have identified who it…

Football. He’s a wide receiver for the Giants. A very very good one, too, almost certainly in the top 3 wideouts in the league.

Oh, fucking same here. It’s like crack - I know it’s bad for me and my mental health, but I just can’t help it. Bless her racist, bigoted, ignorant heart.

Kelly Slater is the world’s most famous surfer, and one of the best as well. But yeah, I agree with your statement.

Ugh. My best friend used “Crash” by Dave Matthews Band at her wedding. I was like, “do you not know how fucking creepy that song is?”

YES! Selena Gomez is undoubtedly a beautiful woman but she just looks so young! I saw the “Good for You” video a few months ago and it made me feel uncomfortable. I know she’s 24 but she looks 15.

Kind of? Oh, I DEFINITELY want to see it. Particularly a white player...

LOL no. I’d give you two reasons, but I am 100% certain that you know what they are.

*Clears throat* ACTUALLY the Rosa Parks moment was pretty carefully orchestrated to create JUST the grandstanding moment you’re claiming she didn’t intend to make.

As a Vikings fan, can I just pick C) blowing my brains out? :(

The best part about that is that the people who are complaining about Kaepernick are the SAME FUCKING PEOPLE who constantly complain about our “PC, pussified country full of crybabies.” Hilariously, they completely fail to see the irony.

This comment almost made me spit out my drink.

Fun fact: the kid that played her spooky son graduated as valedictorian at UCLA... at SEVENTEEN FUCKING YEARS OLD. What the fuck have I been doing with my life?

Yeah, I don’t watch any of the Real Housewives shows, so I was pretty surprised to find out not too long ago that she’d been on one of them for a few years. Her book really broke my heart, and if I recall correctly, she was a rather serious journalist. Guess she caught the fame bug...