No word of a lie, the reason I haven’t tried out for Jeopardy yet is that I’m terrified of the dumb interview.

“Conversating” is the one that drives me nuts.

This example is extreme... They’re pretty much the cheapest third-row SUV you can buy usually. My friend has one, and jesus, it’s fucking garbage.

I was partial to “Coconut Juice” myself but no one seems to remember that one (other than me I guess).

I’m a woman, and I hate top sheets...

I’ve listened to this podcast (the first half so far, anyway, which is where he talks about this), and his unedited comments don’t sound bad, at all, honestly. They kind of took the most “sensational” type of stuff and printed it and yeah, those quotes do sound asshole-ish, but he didn’t come across that way in the…

I’m also a fan of his name... my favorite weird football player name is Barkevious Mingo though.

Yeah, I absolutely refuse to apologize for how much I love Dude, Where’s My Car.

Yessssss, and just about the only thing I remember about it is that the title character died and became an angel because he found an old hamburger under his best friend’s bed and ate it... The ‘90s were weird, man.

My junior prom was 2002. I just turned 31.

I can do this too, actually. I have a lingual frenulum, but my tongue is STUPID long (I can lick the insides of my nostrils even - which I know is gross as hell).

That dress makes me sigh with happiness. SO PRETTY AND SPARKLY

Haha I thought she resembled JLaw too! I’m pretty sure she DID model for Seventeen, just about a decade later.

Getting some heavy Napoleon Dynamite vibes from those dresses! (I suppose Napoleon Dynamite actually got some heavy 1994 vibes to be exact, but you know what I mean). Your picture is adorable, though. I’m digging the pink iridescence on that blue dress on the right.

Oh I care!! The Guest is still one of my top five favorite albums, and one of the very best road trip albums EVER.

Hahahaha!

You probably DO know who he is, actually. Columbus Short, actor and noted wife-abusing douchebag. He was in Scandal and Stomp the Yard, among other things.

No shit...

Totally possible, either way. I had just always heard that Cummings had only finished because Irons had blown his voice out, and googled for confirmation, but it’s possible that the people working on Lion King were just trying to save face on Irons’s behalf.

He actually did sing “Be Prepared” until the end of the song, because he blew his voice out. Jim Cummings finished it.