I will always always love the fact that it’s called “MMMHops”.

Yeah it is. I could listen to “Penny and Me” on repeat for a very long time...

As a Sooner, the schadenfreude is DELICIOUS.

My stepdad is a Texas fan, and yeah, he watches it a lot. Mostly to watch old OU-Texas games in which Texas won to give my whole family (who are all OU fans) fits.

Not always. I’ve bartended several places and only one where a double was double the price. I think it kind of depends where you work though. My state has pretty ridiculous liquor laws and you are not allowed to pour more than 2 oz. at once, so a double isn’t really a double (not that it stopped us from making them…

... They’re not trying to screw you by making it a limited time only thing. Their security certificates will expire after that date, so you won’t be able to connect to the internet. You can still download the patch to your computer and plug in your Kindle to it after that date, you just won’t be able to do the update…

Dude. That's kinda shitty. 23 is not a long life, by any measurement.

Yeah, they started in 1968. Let me give you an example of this: The NAACP was founded in 1909 - when being called “colored” wasn’t quite the taboo it is now. Do you think black people like being called “colored”? HINT: they do not.

Close... “Dragon Badfaith.”

Are you fucking serious? My boyfriend is Native, and I literally don’t know one single person in his tribe that likes being called “Indian.” Because they’re not from fucking INDIA, dude. Canadian natives are generally called “First Nations,” though.

I’m going to repeat this for you too: Not one single person was burned at the stake in Salem. All but one were hanged, and the last one was pressed to death with heavy stones.

Uh... not one single person was burned at the stake in Salem. All but one were hanged, and the last one was pressed to death with heavy stones.

This STILL makes me laugh my fucking ass off.

Hughnibrow! Good choice.

Haha, I can’t say your assessment is off or anything, but I really fucking love Gail.

Tom Colicchio said that Paul Qui was the best contestant EVER on Top Chef, by a country mile. He said they had to edit the season pretty extensively because it would have been obvious that he was going to win pretty much immediately. Interestingly, the Texas season is also Colicchio’s least favorite (as well as mine).

I definitely don’t blame you for thinking that - he did set a postseason record for longest kickoff return TD in history... He had a great game, but Flacco had statistically the best postseason run ever that year, so it was all but guaranteed that he would win the MVP as long as he had a decent game.

And further, the three players that sweettarte2 mention above (Ward, Rice, and Smith) actually ALL have been SB MVPs... funnily enough!

Jacoby Jones wasn’t the MVP of that Super Bowl. Joe Flacco was.

I’m from OKC too, and I would also like to know this. I hardly ever see anything cool/weird driving around (even though there’s plenty of money around here!)