My stepdad is a Texas fan, and yeah, he watches it a lot. Mostly to watch old OU-Texas games in which Texas won to give my whole family (who are all OU fans) fits.

Not always. I’ve bartended several places and only one where a double was double the price. I think it kind of depends where you work though. My state has pretty ridiculous liquor laws and you are not allowed to pour more than 2 oz. at once, so a double isn’t really a double (not that it stopped us from making them…

Dude. That's kinda shitty. 23 is not a long life, by any measurement.

This STILL makes me laugh my fucking ass off.

Hughnibrow! Good choice.

Haha, I can’t say your assessment is off or anything, but I really fucking love Gail.

Tom Colicchio said that Paul Qui was the best contestant EVER on Top Chef, by a country mile. He said they had to edit the season pretty extensively because it would have been obvious that he was going to win pretty much immediately. Interestingly, the Texas season is also Colicchio’s least favorite (as well as mine).

I definitely don’t blame you for thinking that - he did set a postseason record for longest kickoff return TD in history... He had a great game, but Flacco had statistically the best postseason run ever that year, so it was all but guaranteed that he would win the MVP as long as he had a decent game.

And further, the three players that sweettarte2 mention above (Ward, Rice, and Smith) actually ALL have been SB MVPs... funnily enough!

Jacoby Jones wasn’t the MVP of that Super Bowl. Joe Flacco was.

I’m from OKC too, and I would also like to know this. I hardly ever see anything cool/weird driving around (even though there’s plenty of money around here!)

Haha maybe... as far as Nazi movies go it was pretty tame, though. Plus I can never ever ever get enough of Kenneth Branagh as a bad guy, also Robert Sean Leonard was awesome in it, and Christian Bale was peak adorableness (even if his character was a fucking asshole).

God, he was so fucking hot in Men in Tights.

Also he was the “dorky guy” that Maura Tierney’s character dates in Liar Liar! I put “dorky guy” in quotations because my crush on Cary Elwes will never ever die so even as a 12-year-old I was super confused as to why she would pick Jim Carrey over him in that movie.

Fourth nom, and yes, you’re correct, three out of the four have been for his movies.

Me too... I’ve seen Swing Kids like four million times.

Well, our governor is a rampaging cunt, so...

Yeah, I’m aware, dude. No need to be a dick.

That’s right! I totally forgot about that (obviously because the writers did as well).

I never had MUCH of a problem with Monica’s apartment in Friends, as it was explained that she had inherited a rent-controlled apartment from her grandmother... Whether those things actually get passed down or not, I don’t know, but at least they tried to explain it!