This whole presidential campaign (on both sides - I mean everything in general) has turned into a fucking disaster car crash that I’m disgusted to keep looking at but CAN’T STOP WATCHING. It’s like a movie. Real-life Idiocracy.

Oh, absolutely. That being said, I wouldn’t be positively terrified for the future of this country if one of the more moderate, career politicians on the right won the GOP nomination. I’m still going to be campaigning with all my might for the Dems, but I’m just saying, Rubio doesn’t scare me QUITE as much as Carson…

I fucking loved Whiplash.

Yeah, it’s pretty decent actually. IIRC Tara Reid took drum lessons to actually learn to look like she was playing? Either way, the fake playing isn’t actively terrible. And the songs are good! The lead singer from Letters To Cleo is Josie’s singing voice! This movie cracks me up to no end (and Gabriel Mann is…

IT’S A DICK

I think 13... Mildly embarrassed that I know this, but I live for Midweek Madness, so whatevs.

... I still kinda think he’s hot.

Yessssss. I will always have a soft spot for Devon Sawa - my sexual awakening was him in Casper.

That’s a little tinfoil-hat-y, don’t you think? The rise of cars killed public transportation (to be incredibly simplistic).

That’s the one! I actually missed it on Jezebel, I think I read it on the Washington Post website, and in hindsight I’m glad I didn’t read the comments on the Post website. Sickening. How much do people actually think an eleven-year-old Mercedes is worth? It COSTS MONEY to get another car, jackwagons. Jesus.

Exactly.

This makes me SO ANGRY. I read an article not too long ago about a woman who, due to circumstances, actually owned a Mercedes and ended up needing public assistance. This poor woman was so embarrassed, but her car was paid off! Shit happens, and this whole “why does someone poor deserve ANYTHING nice?” mentality…

Yep! I tailgated in one of these last year that had been owned by the Kardashians (supposedly) at some point. It had black interior but otherwise was very similar. It was fucking swank and I was pretty stoked to be out of the cold in luxury watching three other CFB games on tv.

MAC makes a mixing medium that should work.

Um excuse me that’s “NOTED FASHION” photographer Nigel Barker.

The Jinx was a miniseries that ran on HBO about Robert Durst, real estate heir, certifiable nutjob, and (alleged) murderer. All Good Things is based on his first marriage (using different names of course - he never got in trouble for her murder until much later IIRC). I haven’t seen The Jinx, but All Good Things was…

Really? I fucking hate this movie, and I would have hated it even more if she had gotten the guy in the end. She’s a terrible fucking person throughout the whole damn movie! Cameron Diaz is pretty adorable in it though, I’ll give you that.

Ah, that explains it. I guess my subconscious remembered that, even if I didn't!

I don’t want this either. But if it must be so, I want Kristen Bell to play Mary Poppins. I have no idea why, it just feels right to me.

Some prescription drugs can increase the potency of each other when used in conjunction. I’m not sure that’s the case in this situation, but I’m assuming so. They can generally tell how many of each you’ve had, and intentional overdoses tend to be quite high numbers of pills. I had a friend die from an accidental…