I prefer Qdoba simply because they have queso.

I’m sorry, that video makes me laugh every damn time. I think it’s their props. And the fact that number 50 is... “COURTNEY” (I think, maybe some other stereotypically white name.)

The Range Rover of Theseus!!!

I swear every wedding I’ve been to/in this has happened. Not intentionally (we tried to get done before the wedding) but they always take way longer than expected/no one’s ready/it started to rain, and then we had to finish up in between the ceremony and reception. It’s just as annoying for the wedding party!

Unfortunately, some of us have to for work. Otherwise (or if it’s after 6 or on a Sunday), no fucking way am I answering the phone.

Are you Mr. Burns, perchance?

Been there... sometimes it seems like there’s a fine line between being a good friend and being a doormat.

Yes, this. I mean, look, I’m here for you, you need to vent, that’s okay. I just can’t take repeated whining about things you’re not willing to do anything about.

D’oh! Reading comprehension, I do not have it today...

I’m sure everyone appreciates you for it! I know that my friend is upset about it, but I really would never say something about it or try to make her feel shitty about it. Like I said, I just find it super frustrating to hear someone complain about how they need to lose a hundred pounds WHILE they’re eating junk…

I know it is, and that’s why I felt so terrible. You have a good point about everything you’re saying. I haven’t posed it as a “you need to eat less, move more, so on and so forth” but more trying to be constructive (except for the time that I blew up about it). It’s just frustrating because usually she is my favorite…

Well, no one needs to be mean about it, but I think in the dressing room absolutely is the right time to tell someone that something is unflattering! Are you going to let your friend buy it and look silly? Nooooo... By all means, be as nice as possible, but a simple, “I don’t know about that one... maybe something in…

This comment kind of comes across as mean, but it’s great and I love it and I hate having to lie to my friends.

This is good and I like it.

This is a really great way to put it. Honestly, I am sometimes too blunt, and I have no filter, so I can get into trouble sometimes... My best friend has gained a lot (A LOT) of weight in the past couple of years, and I love her no matter what and it doesn’t personally bother me, but I get really tired of her constant…

...I am confused by this comment as I was not aware that Cam Newton had either a record, or a history of lying. WTF are you talking about?

This accident forgiveness bullshit is so sneaky and I don’t know how people fall for that. Sure, they’ll forgive your first at-fault accident, and your RATE won’t go up, but you’ll sure as hell lose your “safe driver” discount!

How true it is that you never forget... I once lived next door to a lady who died and wasn’t found for two weeks, in summer. (We lived in an apartment and our front doors were really close to each other). My ex and I were thinking how weird it was that we hadn’t seen her for awhile and no one was picking up the paper…

This is definitely a store-by-store situation. The Ulta near me fucking sucks. No staff, messy-ass displays, empty displays, you name it.

I feel you! My skin is kind of cool-toned in the winter but somehow manages to turn warm with a tan... It’s bizarre.