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I made that point earlier in a reply to another comment... The general consensus in WA in 2005 was, “Meh.” And that team was fantastic, and maybe would have won Seattle’s first Super Bowl had there not been some controversial refereeing going on.

Well, I’m just going to choose to believe that it’s real, and when I’m said, I’m going to think about how Ronaldo dances like a fucking goon and it will make me happy.

OH MY GOD. I never knew I needed that in my life. Thank you for posting that.

Haha, the Stealth was worse... Maybe just by virtue of being a Stealth. But yeah, I had forgotten all about that goofy-ass thing!

I do this thing where I start fake-coughing, trying to be slick and cover up the fart noise with a “cough” and it never ever works because what happens is I start fake-coughing, every single person in the room looks at me, then somehow in between my fake coughs I fart INCREDIBLY loudly. So all I do is draw attention…

HAHAHAHAHA I AM CRYING.

...But inevitably, the success of this move is EXACTLY inversely proportional to how much ambient noise is in the room. Silent as a tomb? That motherfucker SQUEEEEEEEEAKS for days. At least for me. Then I have a hard time stopping it.

I think it kind of depends. There are definitely cases where someone just got in over their head, lost their job, got divorced, something like that, and their car was only a year or two old and was their baby. Those obviously do very well at auction.

I have no idea why I found this comment so hilarious, but brava, ma’am.

Me too! The number of times I’ve scared my boyfriend out of his sleep with LOUD, melodious, ass-trumpeting...

I’m crying laughing at my desk right now... I really needed this story, so thank you.

I can’t think about Mr. Noodle without thinking about that “GODDAMMIT MR NOODLE” Tumblr post that’s been circulating around the internet forever...

I was joking! Thus the smiley face. We need a font that indicates a joke.

*Bridget Moynahan.

It’s stock, you ninny. And what makes the ‘99 look like a ‘99. :)

Haha some dudes just aren’t into cars! At least we’re both into sports... otherwise life would be weird.

Fair... most of the time. I’m a girl and I’m the one losing my mind over cars I see out and about. His response: “...and?”

It works! Provided you’re listening to music with your phone or just have your input set to aux of course :)

I have one tabby guy... now I need two more so they can all defy my orders to STAY OFF THE COUNTER.