I just plug my phone into my AUX cable and it pauses the music to yell at me when it’s time to turn...

Well... It’s not like pumping gas is difficult or anything, but it’s not like you’re even legally allowed to pump your own gas in Oregon. So I mean, I guess I could see someone needing to take a second, but yeah, it’s not tough to figure out.

No shit. I moved to a different city (with weird, curving streets and no north-south highway) for a while about 11 years ago, and I drove around with a laminated map and a dry-erase marker for a little while until I figured out how to get most places. I know GPS was around then, but it wasn’t terribly cheap or…

My mother is allergic to red food dye as well! It is strange, some of the things that it’s in. They must have changed what’s in the Doritos though, because she used to not be able to eat ranch or nacho ones - she had a knock-off brand of nacho ones that she liked that didn’t have red dye in them.

Hey, I don’t see it, but there’s something out there for everyone, so whatever rustles your jimmies. One of my best friends would agree with you though - Manson is number one on her “if I got the opportunity to sleep with a celebrity” exemption list.

I’m certain that your stories were from the time that Red Lobster was owned by Darden so that counts, but fwiw Darden sold Red Lobster not too long ago.

Not necessarily, I’ve had a couple of kidney infections without ever passing blood. But I’m pretty convinced that if it got to the kidneys she would KNOW. Worst pain of my entire life - when I got to the ER my blood pressure was something like 200/120.

Ah ok, clearly I had forgotten that... thanks for the clarification.

... but Texas is UT?

Eh, I kind of despise crossovers so it’s all kind of the same. I do agree with you that the exterior of the Acadia is better looking, but the interior of the Enclave is excellent, way better looking than the Acadia.

Ah yes, I had forgotten about that one. But Tyra absolutely did have a girl’s gap widened in a later cycle. Seems... inconsistent that one cycle she’s making one close it, and later having another girl widen hers!

Wait, what? Really? Huh, who knew.

I believe she actually talked that girl into WIDENING her tooth gap.

A red ‘94 Probe was the first car that I drove on a daily basis (it was my mom’s but she had a 3000GT VR4 so I got to drive the extra). As a 16 year old, I liked it quite a bit, and it had a supercharger (? I think? something that made it faster, please don’t yell at me jalops for not knowing, I was a baby) so it was…

I feel like a Bengals-Chiefs playoff game would rip the fabric of our existence to shreds... How can one of those teams possibly win? How can only one lose?

My nightmares are going to be weird as hell tonight, thank you.

I feel like you could have picked a better example here? I mean, there’s a lot of worse QBs in the NFL.

OU does it too. It’s the University of Oklahoma, and yet... here we are. I’m assuming it’s so people don’t get Kansas confused with Kentucky.

God, doesn’t he? He looks like a fucking supermodel. He and Keri Hilson are almost too much to look at when they’re together, it’s like staring into the goddamn sun.

Eh, fair enough. I still maintain a lot of that has to do with Cam’s legs. Besides, it’s hard to be a passing team without competent receivers, of which they really have none without KB. Kelvin Benjamin put up a solid rookie effort last year (a bit over 1,ooo yds I believe) and all indications were that he was going…