I’m at work, so can’t take pictures right now, but apparently it’s a well-known issue. If you google it, you’ll get hundreds of stories like mine.

Say what now? The Panthers don’t have a running game. Unless you count Cam. Jonathan Stewart and Fozzy fucking Whitaker aren’t exactly lighting the field on fire, champ.

That’s when we do it! Couldn’t agree more.

It’s like Christmas morning, when your team looks so shiny and new, and you’re hopeful about the future. The day after Christmas, when your Kelvin Benjamin lies broken on the floor, things are a little more bleak.

We do ours on the Monday night before the first game. Every year. If someone can’t make it, we draft online, so they can still participate, but we all like to hang out together and judge everyone else’s decisions.

That is exactly how we do it. Meet in a bar that has good wifi and live online draft. There’s always at least one person that can’t come but they can just stay home and draft, no problems! We used to hook the commissioner’s computer up to the projector at the bar we used to draft at every year, but that bar closed in…

I have a 2009 Mazda 6, no rust issues yet, HOWEVER... my fucking DASHBOARD IS MELTING. WTF Mazda??!!?!

OMG that Mitsu is pink! Clearly something is wrong with me because I think it’s adorable...

Agreed, I test drove one once and got about 100 feet down the road before I was like, “NOPE. We’re going back. Immediately.” How can a new car look and feel so. incredibly. cheap.

This is a dumb as hell argument, since there are far more Japanese and American cars on the road, period, than European ones in the U.S. So yeah, OF COURSE there’s going to be more of them in a junkyard. Are you trolling or are you stupid?

Not exactly. The Regal and Encore are rebadged Opels. The LaCrosse and Verano share platforms with quite a few other GM vehicles, and the Enclave is basically a nicer version of a GMC Acadia/Chevy Traverse.

Do you mean none of them are made there, or none of them are basically the same car? If it’s the former, you’re correct. If it’s the latter, that is inaccurate as the Buick Regal is just a rebadged Opel/Vauxhall Insignia.

I wish I could give this comment more stars. Truth!

Sigh... when is anyone not waiting for Skarsgard to get naked? I’m about three episodes in to season 4 right now. Some of the subplots are a drag but Eric and Pam are killin’ it as usual.

I was talking about that episode like two days ago! I got (and still get) such a kick out of how freaking random of a guest appearance it was. And come on, there is absolutely zero chance Libby would have been obsessed with them in real life.

I’m giggling at the fact that your phone apparently corrected “Boren” to “Bored.”

The only reason I immediately got it was because I'm like the last person to get HBO and I've been marathoning True Blood every chance I get.

I believe it’s in Me Talk Pretty One Day, and I think it’s called “21 Down.”

Will Shortz? He can be tough. I used to get really frustrated with them until I learned to think outside the box. Slightly on topic, David Sedaris has a pretty great essay about crossword puzzles.

Good call. FIERCE. Now let’s see that booty tooch!