This sketch was immediately what I thought of when I read that part.

Sometimes if they have a themed crossword, there will be like one square in the middle of a few clues that have double letters. I’m a crossword aficionado and those ones are always hard as HELL. Also it took me a while to figure out how to spell aficionado, just throwing it out there.

Dude. This picture is photoshopped to hell right? She did NOT look that big.

OMG, I went to Bedlam last year, and it was absolutely the most disheartening clusterfuck of a game. Plus it was so fucking cold and I was so underdressed. Definitely the most miserable time I’ve ever had at an OU game, and I go to OU/Texas every year.

How about just “generic guy QB” in general? What about Paul Thompson?

Yeah, I don’t think this is a dickish thing to say at all. I think on the asshole-coach scale, Bob Stoops is WAY far down the list.

Yeah... I went to OU and I never ever ever heard any of this stuff. That being said, I went a long time before all of the racist frat chant stuff happened and the SAE dudes were a bag of dicks back then too. I avoided most of the Greek culture, though, so I don’t really have much to counter your anecdotes. Plus when I…

I’ve worked in a couple of casinos, and as far as I know, this is actually true.

I think they’re worth about half a billion dollars together... but it’s the other way around. She’s worth around $340 million and he’s (“only”) worth $130 million.

I’ve seen rings like the top one before (in blue sapphire guise instead of ruby) and I really really loooooove them.

Fair warning on the aquamarine (I’m a March baby, so that’s my birthstone and I’ve had a lot of jewelry with aquamarines): They aren’t terribly hard, and they will get scratched up with day-to-day wear. So caveat emptor on that one (I would love to have an aquamarine engagement ring too, but every aquamarine ring I…

Here, you go. I’m a Vikings fan. FUCK BRETT FAVRE.

Don’t feel bad, my league’s draft isn’t for two more weeks, and I ABSOLUTELY plan to take AD if I get the chance...

Mine was “Purple Jesus Take the Wheel.” Last year. When AD played one game...

God, ME TOO. I just can’t help myself. And I kind of wonder if some of how he comes across in interviews is just that he still hasn’t gotten the hang of how to censor himself? Because I’m a smart girl, and not a jerk most of the time, but I 100% guarantee you I would come across like an arrogant idiot in an interview…

Yes, this is perfect! I had, like, Vietnam style flashbacks to my serving days.

My eye just twitched.

In both the Mazda and the Mercedes they are not adjustable. Nor are they touchscreens. I can’t speak from any experience on any other models with these kinds of screens.

My god, that is HIDEOUS. My mom just got a new C-class, and I hated the floating screen, but it’s grown on me. I think I have Stockholm Syndrome.

This gif never fails to make me cackle like an idiot.