OMG apparently I contradicted you twice... geez, I should just change my name to “insufferable know-it-all.” I really did LOL at your joke though :)

HAHAHA good point... Their teeth look weird? Like plastic or something. They’re a super good-looking couple, I feel like maybe a better picture could have been chosen?

I love The Little Mermaid too much to not say this... “Whosits and whatsits GALORE.” gadgets and gizmos aplenty.

He made $66 million last year ALONE.

Oh, he absolutely is. He’s one of the highest paid DJs in the world right now. Those dudes can bring in a surprising amount of bank.

Me too! I very rarely have a month where I just hate EVERYTHING. And I mostly agree with Brandi about Be a Bombshell, except for an eyeshadow quad that I got a few months ago that is really great.

Yeah I have a huge soft spot for Vegas Vacation. I STILL quote “I put a dollar in, I won a car. I put a dollar in, I won a car...” constantly.

Well, she looks amazing in pretty much everything, but this dress is Kim Kardashian hideous. It looks ill-fitting too.

John Mulaney is one of my favorite comedians, and his Ice-T bit is one of my favorites from any comedian period. Thanks for posting it so I can giggle like an idiot at work. :)

Hey, I always wondered about this! My friends have a 2010 car that they just had to get “recharged” which seemed so odd to me because I owned a Honda for-freaking-ever that never had the AC get one bit less cold than the day I bought it. Thanks for clearing that up.

Ah, thanks for the tip!

It’s true! My boyfriend tries to pretend like he doesn’t care about that cat, but my cat just loves him so much I think he won my bf over. :) If only I could get Bernard to stop kicking his litter everywhere and knocking glasses off the kitchen counter, I’d have no complaints!

Nah, he’s just sitting like a weirdo in that picture. I think I caught him in the middle of licking his tummy.

Truth. His cuteness belies his true nature, which is that of a bi-polar devil cat. (Although he does sleep on my pillow every night, so I guess that’s ok.)

He’s cute! Are we sharing pet pics? Here’s mine, Bernard:

I’m going to need some of those, stat. Thanks for the tip!

Do you know how hard it is to type in gloves? Give me a break.

Girl, I completely understand. I have Reynaud’s, and my hands and feet are not happy after a day in the office. Although, curiously, it’s all of the other women that keep it so cold here (but I think most of them are menopausal, so I get it). It gets old to be made fun of for wearing a big-ass sweater in 100 degree…

I just don’t get it... I couldn’t imagine giving up my cat for anything. I love him and he is my (little jerk-ass) baby and nothing you can say is gonna change that. I’ll probably spend a week curled up in my bed crying when he dies.

No, I can’t ever remember which is which, but one of them (the “stoned” vs “high”) doesn’t bother me as bad. But I live in a state where it isn’t legal, so I don’t have a whole lot of control over which one I get.