I have an anxiety disorder and am mistrustful of medication (it’s a long story but I have a legit reason) so I used to self-medicate with weed. Until one day when it stopped working and had the complete opposite effect. Now it ramps me up pretty bad unless I've had a few beers first.

I can't smoke to relax either. Most of the time it raises my heart rate noticeably and that isn't conducive to me chilling out.

Huh, I didn't know that. Odd.

Yeah, I loved it! The staff was all super excellent, the pools were salt water, and it never ever felt remotely crowded. I want to go on another one!

Yeah, I think I would do this too if I ever took another cruise. I took a 7 night cruise for my senior trip, and we ALL spent at least $600 on booze for the whole trip (and the drinks weren’t expensive! We were all 18 and we drank pretty much from the time we woke up until the time we went to bed). My boyfriend and I…

Have you actually been on a cruise that wasn’t garbage Carnival or the like? Because I took one with Royal Caribbean a few years ago, and that wasn’t my experience at all. The drinks were totally reasonably priced, the ship was so huge as to never feel crowded, the food was top-notch, and it was easy to get off the…

It’s... bad. The supporting cast all has funny bits (Selma Blair, Henry Winkler, and Ashton Kutcher have tiny little parts too) but the leads are just... awful. They have zero chemistry and their acting is pretty horrid. But the dumb little side plots are all kind of funny.

Whoosh... right over my head. Clearly I thought you actually didn’t.

... new host of the Daily Show. He’s South African, a comedian, and I’m pretty sure he’s been on the Daily Show a few times as a correspondent.

YES. I love that too.

That one is way up there but the #1 spot for me will forever and always be a two-way tie between the first NFL one and “Russian Unicorn” (which is the Michael Buble “Haven’t Met You Yet” one). I’ve watch both of them approximately 249057253489537 times each and they STILL make me howl with laughter.

Also SHE’S ALL THAT! Remember? She’s the one that tells Rachel Lee Cook that she should kill herself so her art would be appreciated, and then later at the party Rachel paints Clea’s face in clown makeup?

Love Shawn Hatosy... he was one of the only good parts in that horrid Freddie Prinze Jr.-Julia Stiles movie Down to You. He and Zak Orth made me giggle uncontrollably in their little bits of screen time.

I was thinking so too... they did a pretty good job with those two. Some of the others are a disaster though.

They’re pretty nice, but good luck finding one in a manual (though they do make a 6-speed GS). There aren’t a whole lot of new Regals for sale in any trim around here lately, period.

*We won’t have Jon Stewart as the host of the Daily Show. Which, yes, would be pretty great. But we do have John Oliver, and the next host of the Daily Show (Trevor Noah) could be up to the task!

This comment is motherfucking GLORIOUS and I’ve been laughing for about five minutes thinking about Werner Herzog saying these things in a debate.

Huh, I actually did not know that I wasn’t alone in thinking this... I feel better now.

I really like to listen to the CONTENT of NPR, but pretty much every single person that speaks drives me up the wall. I’m pretty sure I have misophonia (really. I’m actually not joking about that at all, the way some people say they’re “so OCD lulz”), and I don’t know, maybe their mics are turned up too loud or…

I don’t know if you can delete one, at least not past a certain period of time. Good on ya for realizing that it was not nice, though.