try it with a nigerian accent and i wouldn’t be surprised if you ended up with $6k

Can FIFA’s real world corruption be SO intense, that it actually extends to eSports?

Federal, pound you in the ass prison.

I’m going to see Portrait of a Lady on Fire today in honor of these absolute badasses.

I am sadden by the news that she bribed the guy with money instead of Hot Pockets.

Soooo.... you’re saying I should eat them?

Thank you for this and for your service.  I believe you.  

Thank you for your service, Andrea, and thank you for writing this.

That “I put a black boy behind bars for life over an accidental killing” is a significant part of her answer to “how have you helped black communities?” says an awful lot about her career in the first place, little of it good. And if he’s behind bars on some bullshit to boot, that should be the end of the line for…

Oddly enough he sold it back to gamestop for $13 in store credit.

I think you don’t understand the website.

Same. I just wish I could go back in time and tell my younger self to enjoy it while it lasts.

Remember when you could actually rent entire consoles from Blockbuster? That seems insane in retrospect.

Yes, because it’s impossible for Nintendo to know about a project otherwise. They only get their news from Kotaku. 

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Damn. Even fake FIFA is crooked.

I don’t think it’s up to this lady to define what is considered sexual and what is not (me neither but I go by simple logic here). She may have her opinion on the matter but we shouldn’t ignore why most people (horny kids mostly) flock to these streamers: A partially naked chick live on camera.

I’ve been meaning to tune in to this show but had reservations (Cardi B is a bit overrated here at Jez), I love me some Chance so I think I’ll bite the bullet and tune in.

In the past 24 hours there’s been 3-4 articles from Kotaku writers praising CoD Mobile, Overwatch, and World of Warcraft. Activision Blizzard knows their customers won’t boycott their products.