When are you guys gunna start posting the scary stories for Halloween!? This my favorite time of year and the content from users/writers is super good! Can’t wait! 

this guy practices by running his own head into a brick wall. 

Is that real? That can’t be real. 

Didn’t the costco shooter...i mean cop...get off scotch free with some tears? Seems to work like a charm!

Hey! Snakes actually do this by mistake! Its horrible!

Reached to the back of his head multiple times...cause a head shot victim can do this...looked for blood...cause blood takes a while to leave the exit wound...noticed the imaginary bullet had not bore through his fucking skull, then figured fuck it, I won’t be charged anyway.....AND i’ll earn a free vacay! Job well…

My blood is literally boiling right now.

American Patriots. 

Shoulda, woulda, coulda. 

If something happens to Omar, that dude tweeting this shit should be held liable. Which dude? The President or Terrence? Oh...oh damn...

Only a possible four years of jail time for what is basically attempted murder? Why don’t they just give him the Huffman treatment, 14 hours of community service, suspended?

This is an “American Patriot”? Or are those just words to get people to scream belligerently at conventions?

Um...you can say shit like this and still get to keep your job at the end of the day? Where and how quickly can I sign up!? 

“In other words, owning an over-the-counter pack of Juul pods could land you in jail for almost half the time as child predator Jeffrey Epstein spent behind bars after his first arrest in 2008.”

Dude needs a few lessons in reading and writing to be honest based off those text messages. Maybe he can sign up for a class in prison? 

Amazing...any anyone else not Hollywood-rich-famous would get 14 months....years....who knows. Thanks Lady Justice! 

Boob Police LoL “Dr. Cut`e Yur Titsouff”

Is there video of the run? Or just the end game stat screenshot? Would love to watch! 

I wanna start buying bazookas then. 

AOC is my dream girl. She’ll be our first woman president.