Wow...you are a good writer, literally took me to the last line to realize this was written with high doses of sarcasm.  

Dude...I need some controllers...throw them to me? 

It would of been better had a fart came out of his mouth than actual words. 

“I think any department that hires him will be concerned about this post,” the Detroit Chief of Police said. “I don’t think any city would want to take a chance or risk, but that’s between him and a potential employer.”

A digital woman...a program...is causing issues? 

This is case closed in 100% civilian situations...cops?

Oh. My. Gawd. Made my day. <3

Hey...I need some advice....a bunch of these assholes parading around like “men” while the real ones are too choked up with shyness...HOW DO I STOP BEING SHY DAMMIT!?

Doesn’t really put a dent in the 100s, if not 1000s, of other racist holding political office. The age of social media will slowly expose them, but not without the damage already being done. 

I’m confused...this guy hasn’t been confirmed yet? I mean the evidence is overwhelming...this is the kind of drama and controversy you want in a guy who can shape the future of the next generations. Good, good choice, very fine people, Ivanka is going to have a one-on-one sit down with him at his old Yale Frat House.…

What happened to Shen’ron? 

Oh man, that made my day! Thank you! LoL, GONE. 

Crime doesn’t pay, learn from your teacher students! 

How the fuck do people get off attacking veterans? The same fucking non-serving morons donning Nazi flags walking around in military gear are really fucking confused.

I don’t think kids cause this divide between them...its adults. Kids should always be encouraged to play together, both sexes, in any activity. It’s “adults” that create “boy” and “girl” sports, its adult’s who ruin it for everyone honestly. 

Dude...that fling was legit, he should of gotten a 10 day NBA contract....but seriously...LOST HIS JOB OVER THIS!? This fucking lady, and her american doll clothes, may have a damaged outer package (oh dear, how will they manage to throw this away now that is damaged on the edges, so much to overcome) but this guy has…

What about the streaming services? I’ve been looking for a new tablet, and have been strongly considering the Switch due to the console application, but have heard it cannot stream anything outside of a beta version of Netflix. 

Just pre-ordered mine...went back to get a second copy, and it was sold out. Wow. At least I got one for the little bro. 

Wow...that...that is Dad of the Year. 

Pretty sure he was giving the A-Ok universal symbol!