The US has the ultimate cosplay for President. 

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Oh wow, I had to re-read this, then almost fell off my chair when it clicked XD

Let’s go Knicks! 

Why child sex rings? Whats with having sex with children in this country? 

I wonder if poor people go to the same Heaven and Hell as rich people.

I love these briefings, I wish they could have three a day. 

Twitter...the new way to get fired! 

Dude...she ate those punches like a snack NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!! 

She may have bigger problems walking around Brooklyn barefoot....how does standing in a doorway constitute “my property?” I own a house...does that mean the sky, sunshine, and wind that pass on and around the house are technically...my property? Get off my ray of sunlight ya hooligan!

Wow...that actually worked? 

I went to McDonald’s once and got a Whopper Jr. Best-tasting Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger I have ever Kentucky Fried.

Man...that guy lost a lot of weight, almost like he was worried about being proven guilty. 

Arby’s...HAS THE MEATS.

Man if that kid was any other shade....20 years min. 

Sean Hannity....someone should do a documentary on the most important man from the 2017 election. 

Why didn’t they just tie a noose around his neck too?

I’d try to live across the street from this thing if I could. 

Wheres the cup holders Jimmy, ya forget the holders!!!! 

Is it weird that the obsession has gone from attaining these unattainable figures to....discrediting anyone who wants too? If someone edits a photo, I think they do it to make themselves feel better. Isn’t this society sort of combating against a person maybe trying to help their own insecurities and possible…